The Black-Eye Caption Contest

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This is our 239th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On March 1, 2021, RINO Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) was spotted with a black eye and stitches in Washington D.C.  He said he had fallen down and lost consciousness while visiting his son and grandchildren in Boston. (boston.com)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, March 16, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hey, Romney! Did you get your black eye from hitting your exercise machine like former Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
2 years ago

I cannot think of another human being more deserving to sport a black eye than Rhino Romney!

SAF
SAF
2 years ago

BLACK EYES MATTER!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
2 years ago

That adrenochrome really packs a knockout punch!

True Dan
True Dan
2 years ago

I’ve got to quit attending those Senate Republican Caucuses.

True Dan
True Dan
2 years ago

When Senator Ted Cruz said “Shut up” I thought he said “Stand up.”

GretchenK
GretchenK
2 years ago

They said to tell you that Harry Reid sent them!

GretchenK
GretchenK
2 years ago

The Mormon Mafia says they not happy with your votes!

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

He’s fallen and he can’t get up? (Can someone remind him Hillary lost?)

Brian
Brian
2 years ago

When Pelosi says get in line buddy you better do it.

Reuben G.
Reuben G.
2 years ago

Maybe it’s not a conspiracy…every member of the Black Eye Club deserves one!

Scott Merson
Scott Merson
2 years ago

In an attempt to make reparations for his oppressive domineering whiteness, Mitt Romney gave himself a black eye today.

William
William
2 years ago

The vile and duplicitous Mitten, sporting his new Temple of Satan initiatory black eye, wears a fashionable basic black submission muzzle complemented by a made-in-China American flag lapel pin as he preps for his GQ photo shoot

Scott Merson
Scott Merson
2 years ago

They say the eyes are the windows to your soul

Last edited 2 years ago by Scott Merson
Calgirl
Calgirl
2 years ago

Sporting “the black mark” of Satan, bestowed by his Church and Party (if you’ve studied Mormonism, you will “get” this reference), nonetheless, Mitt presses on shamelessly, with black mask to match.