. . . for our 247th Caption Contest!
Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And we have two winners!
The winners of our 246th Caption Contest, each with 10 points, are:
GregB & vett!!!
GregB‘s caption received two #1 votes and one #2 vote; vett‘s caption received one #1 vote and three #2 votes.
vett: “She’s got more bags than the cargo hold of a 747.” BregB: “Two old Commies walk along the shore, Both completely corrupt to the core. They’ve gotten away with countless crimes, Again and again, so many times. If you cross them, the body count goes up one more.”
Tim Shey is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:
Death Warmed Over taking a stroll on the beach with The Heart of Darkness.
MR B. and Reuben G. are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:
Bill exclaims to his Hillary, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill”. She answers, “Well don’t ever expect me fire up this big-ass grill for one little crooked weenie”.
That poor sand.
Greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Serial rapist/womanizer and Stinky assaulting an innocent beach.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, GregB and vett!!!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
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good ones!
Congratulations GregB & vett!!!
And thank you to all the writers, especially Tim Shey,
MR B., Reuben G., and Greenworxx!!!
Shoot I thought I had a winner! That was a good one to comment on. Great job everyone!!