This Caption Contest is now closed.
This is our 247th world-famous Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
About the pic: On Tuesday, August 24, 2021, Bill and Hillary Clinton (ages 75 & 73), were seen glumly strolling on a beach in the Hamptons. (Daily Mail)
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- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, September 7, 2021.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Stuck together in a hell of their own making.
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Serial rapist/womanizer and Stinky assaulting an innocent beach.
Lee Ho Fook! Why won’t she die!
Bill and Hills, storm the Beaches of GITMO!
Two old Commies walk along the shore,
Both completely corrupt to the core.
They’ve gotten away with countless crimes,
Again and again, so many times.
If you cross them, the body count goes up one more.
How many times did I have to tell you to leave Monica alone. I would be president now if you could keep it in your pants. Now I’m reduced to wearing worn out jeans and lousy pull over. Do you think Obama will call us back when he takes over again?
Socially Distancing…. Hillary has her hands covered, to avoid touching Bill. Bill has a brick for her if she touches him.
Bill exclaims to his Hillary, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill”. She answers, “Well don’t ever expect me fire up this big-ass grill for one little crooked weenie”.
She’s got more bags than the cargo hold of a 747.
That poor sand.
Thunder-butt the Shrew has totally blocked herself from sunlight. So the rumors are true. She’s a blood sucking vampire.
Bill to Hill: Hey, do you think we should think about buying a size up lately??
Death Warmed Over taking a stroll on the beach with The Heart of Darkness.
Stay away from me, Hildebeest – you make me look bad!
This Caption Contest is now closed.