…FOR OUR 259TH CAPTION CONTEST!
This was a very competitive contest, with many really clever captions.
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:
Jackie Puppet!
Here is the winning caption:
Dat booty-shakin’ was enough to bring down the Georgia Guidestones!!
Vett is in 2nd place with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:
Looks like the tectonic plates shifting along the San Andreas Fault.
A. B. Nordlichter, Brian Heinz, and Ssgt David are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:
A. B. Nordlichter: “Shake contents thoroughly before using. Refrigerate any leftovers. Do not microwave.”
Brian Heinz: “Vote for me and, baby, this is free! And next week, Mack will crush beer cans with her right breast! Tune in and mack out.”
Ssgt David: “Making an ass of herself…literally!”
Anonymous and Captain America are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Anonymous: “Oww, what has been seen cannot be unseen…”
Captain America: “Let’s join Jim on the beach where we are witness to an East Indian Dugong calving.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
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Thanks!
Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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People who have no regrets generally have no shame, either.
So true. If Tiara Mack had a sense of shame, she wouldn’t have posted the twerking video in the first place.
Thank you – but I think this was one contest we’d all rather soon forget since we can’t unsee that!
If you study it too much you could have nightmares heck even daymares lol. Congrads to all participants.
Congratulations Jackie Puppet!
And big thanks to all the participants, especially Vett, A. B. Nordlichter, Brian Heinz, Ssgt David, Anonymous, and Captain America!
You make this site rock!