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We have a winner!

 

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 265th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Another pimp in the democrat whore house.

Vett is in second place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, for a total of 6 points:

That almost looks like a bullseye target on his back.

Auntie Lulu is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Ain’t I just stylin’ for this do.

greenworxx and Reuben G. are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

greenworxx: “Adams is a walking ‘meme’ representing much of what’s tragically wrong in the city of New York.”

Reuben G.: “Is this tuxedo a form of violence?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

…FOR OUR 260TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

The DNC plotting the midterm steal.

Goldbug and truckjunkie are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote, one #2 vote, and 6 points:

Goldbug: “Let me explain .. they promise, if we convert to transhumanism, we will be protected from EMPs by wearing these hats.”

truckjunkie: “No, I STILL like the “Guild Of The Lollypop Kids” name better…..”

Brian Heinz and two captions from MR B. are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and two points:

Brian Heinz: “The return of the cone heads. Ok, who’s got the beer and who’s going for the chips and popcorn?”

MR B.: “How can Hershey be so insensitive and non-inclusive with their new ad? They do not have anyone of color or from the LGBTQIA+ community.”

MR B.: “Guess the movie
Dude in the Middle: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all other caption submissions, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

 

…FOR OUR 259TH CAPTION CONTEST!

This was a very competitive contest, with many really clever captions.

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

Dat booty-shakin’ was enough to bring down the Georgia Guidestones!!

Vett is in 2nd place with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Looks like the tectonic plates shifting along the San Andreas Fault.

A. B. Nordlichter, Brian Heinz, and Ssgt David are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

A. B. Nordlichter: “Shake contents thoroughly before using. Refrigerate any leftovers. Do not microwave.”

Brian Heinz: “Vote for me and, baby, this is free! And next week, Mack will crush beer cans with her right breast! Tune in and mack out.”

Ssgt David: “Making an ass of herself…literally!”

Anonymous and Captain America are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Anonymous: “Oww, what has been seen cannot be unseen…”

Captain America: “Let’s join Jim on the beach where we are witness to an East Indian Dugong calving.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

…FOR OUR 257TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

GregB!

Here is the winning caption:

I wouldn’t touch it EVEN with a ten foot pole.

MrB and Ziggy are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

MrB: “A true demonrat’s way of celebrating Christmas, dressing like a drunk slut.”

Ziggy: “Ironically, the woman in the photo is offended by ‘manspreading’.”

Brian Heinz and Jackie Puppet are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian Heinz: “And if you think this is radical just wait till I get into office, it will be like the 60s’ orgies for everyday policies. Politics are so much fun, don’t ya think?”

Jackie Puppet: “Definitely on the naughty list!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Greg B!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

…FOR OUR 255TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Please forgive me for being so late with the results of this contest, but I have been preoccupied with a monumental, time-consuming and exhausting task.

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Deirdre!

Here is the winning caption:

We had Covid; then we had Long Covid. Now CDC announces first confirmed case of Wide Covid.

Vett is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Sir Edmund Hillary wouldn’t even climb that mountain.

Two captions by Jackie Puppet are both in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Giving “centerfold” a new meaning…

That’s positively a body – I’d say 2 or 3 bodies!!

Captain America and Goldbug are both in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Captain America: “Chrissy Teigen without photoshop.”

Goldbug: “I’m too pretty for my clothes…”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Deirdre!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

…for our 254th Caption Contest!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

Captain America!

Here is the winning caption:

Come on now Binkie. The ice cream and preteen girls are this way.

GregB and greenworx, with one #1 vote, and vett with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points each, are in 2nd place. Here are their captions:

GregB: “Come along with me, Joey. It’s time for a diaper change and a nap.”

greenworx: “Joe performs the Washington ‘shuffle’ which represents far more than the obvious.”

vett: “Come along Joey, it’s nappy nap time now. You can play President with them again tomorrow.”

Brian Heinz and truckjunkie are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian Heinz: “No, Bengie. We’re not playing ring around the podium. So come on before they figure out you are as dense as you look. Hurry dear.”

truckjunkie: “Plenty of ‘ammunition’….”

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

. . . for our 252nd Caption Contest!

This was a difficult contest for our voters because there were many really clever entries.

But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 252nd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Anonymous!!!

Here is the winning caption:

“It’s okay, I’m trans-normal and if you question that you’re racist.”

Jackie Puppet and MR B. are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Jackie Puppet: “Pediatrician?? He looks more like a pedophile-trician!”

MR B.: “I’m sure this ‘woman’s’ telling us the cure to COVID is a jar of Vaseline petroleum jelly.”

Calgirl, Christy, another Jackie Puppet caption, Jen, and Tim Shey are all in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Calgirl: “Unfortunately, for male or female or anything in between, there is no surgical solution to fix UGLY.”

Christy: “I am woman, hear me roar!”

Jackie Puppet: “Rachel??!?! Dick Levine should’ve changed his name to Dick Less-vine!”

Jen: “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.”

Tim Shey: “This picture reminds me of a quote from the film BRAVEHEART (1995): ‘Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country.’ – King Edward I “

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Anonymous!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here this Tuesday for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

. . . for our 251st Caption Contest!

There were many really clever caption entries.

Our writers each voted for their #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 251st Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

Tim Shey!!!

Here is the winning caption:

The latest fashion from Sodom & Gomorrah.

John Pizzo is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Bearded Billy becomes a strolling hounds tooth Chinese finger trap.

Brian Heinz is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

I’m too sexy for my beard, too sexy for my beard, can’t shave my face but my legs are smooth.

Captain America, GregB and Jackie Puppet are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Captain America: “You mean that’s not Michelle? Ingenious! A gay guy(?) dragging a drag.”

GregB: “The Space Invaders and Galaga spaceships have landed and this is their leader, wanting to be taken to meet ours. Good luck having an intelligent conversation with Brandon!”

Jackie Puppet: “Michelle Obama, THIS is how you wear a dress, gurlll!! It’s hard to see my swinging nuts, and don’t be afraid to grow that beard!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

. . . for our 250th Caption Contest!

There were many really clever caption entries.

Our writers voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 250th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

GregB!!!

Here is the winning caption:

If you ever wondered what Medusa looked like from the backside, now you know.

Hujonwi is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Oh great… my dick has just gone into hiding…

MrB is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

What’s that saying – Beauty is only skin deep …but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Brian Heinz‘s two captions, Jackie Puppet, and vett are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian Heinz:  “And if this little wiggle don’t scare you, just wait till I drop my thong and watch well: clear the beach!”

Brian Heinz: “There are somethings in life that cannot be unseen no matter how hard you try. Does anyone have any eye scrub I can borrow quick.”

Jackie Puppet: “She can’t even make waves anymore!”

vett: “Looks like she is as popular as Joe (Brandon) Biden. Not a soul in sight. FJB”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

. . . for our 249th Caption Contest!

There were many really clever caption entries.

Our writers voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 249th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!!!

Here is the winning caption:

Hurry it up will you? I have a country to wreck.

Calgirl and Jackie Puppet are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote, one #2 vote, and 6 points:

Calgirl: “C’mon Man! How long can this take? They’re dead and gonna stay dead, and I have really important things to do as leader of the Flea World.”

Jackie Puppet: “The ice cream truck should’ve been here by now! What’s taking so long?”

GregB‘s two captions and Jen are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

GregB (one #1 vote): “C’mon man! Hurry this thing up. It’s past my nap time already!”

GregB (one #1 vote): “Hmm, let’s see. Mickey’s left hand is picking his nose and his right hand is scratching his butt (like I often do,) so that means the time is…umm, umm. Jill, how soon can we go home?”

Jen (two #2 votes): “Time for a diaper change and ice cream!”

Greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“I’m hungry…..It’s time for the buffet lunch they told me about. Where’s the buffet and why am I here?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E