The Senile-Old-Man Caption Contest

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This is our 254th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: On February 2, 2022, after a speech announcing plans to relaunch the White House’s “Cancer Moonshot” initiative, 79-year-old Joe Biden seemed to lose his way as he left the podium. He wandered in the wrong direction and had to be led off the stage by his wife, Jill. (The Blaze)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, February 22, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

No worries, all you Biden voters. His finger is on the nuclear button!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~E

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DCG
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DCG
2 years ago

Good grief…even my 87 year old father (who was recovering from the Wuhan virus and a vascular issue) could walk better than President Applesauce!

GregB
GregB
2 years ago

Come along with me, Joey. It’s time for a diaper change and a nap.

TERRY W ROLLINS
TERRY W ROLLINS
2 years ago

Come along dear, the bathroom’s this way. I need to change your diaper…

greenworxx
greenworxx
2 years ago

Joe performs the Washington “shuffle” which represents far more than the obvious.

TrailDust
Editor
2 years ago

This should be a good contest!

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 years ago
Reply to  TrailDust

Plenty of “ammunition”….

vett
vett
2 years ago

Come along Joey, it’s nappy nap time now. You can play President with them again tomorrow.

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 years ago

Now, remember what we talked about last night Joey — NEVER touch the little girls or sniff their hair. We can’t afford anymore lawsuits over that.

MR B.
MR B.
2 years ago

The nice thing about being senile Joe he will not remember this ever happened. Just like the Afghanistan evacuation went perfect. I will get rid of COVID. What inflation . . . 

Grif
Editor
2 years ago

Seeing this, I fear for my country. This is a man who must be led out the correct door by his wife, and who is unable to answer a simple question about publics affairs without a teleprompter or a note card–and even then, he is unable to to be coherent most of the time. .

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 years ago

No, Bengie. We’re not playing ring around the podium. So come on before they figure out you are as dense as you look. Hurry dear.

Captain America
Captain America
2 years ago

Come on now Binkie. The ice cream and preteen girls are this way.