WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 271st CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:
Captain America!
Here’s his caption:
Cases and cases of testosterone blocker. Soon to be on display in the children’s section of Target, right next to the pedo-devil wear.
GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:
Change the sign to say, “Free Targets For The Gun Range” and that pallet would be empty in no time.
Jackie Puppet is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:
If I wanted to drink piss water for free, I’d drink out of a toilet!
Two Brain Heinz captions are both in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Bud Light for those who are light in the loafers and are on a budget.
Like we said “just take them” but you must sign a waiver saying that you will not sue “us” if you go gay after drinking beer this way. No suits saying that you now fart rainbows when you see light beer. “DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK” my cause sexual psychosis in males.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Captain America!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!
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Congrats Captain this one was fun.