We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 273rd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Brian!

Here’s his caption:

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boot
to Disney’s stupid shoots.
No more movies for me
because they are perverted, you see.

Captain America is a close 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Well, if that little fairy doesn’t look like Herr-Frau Hitler.

GregB and another Brian caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

GregB: “At the Magic (perverted) Kingdom, instead of, ‘Boys will be boys,’ it’s now, ‘Boys will be girls and girls will be boys.'”

Brian: “Come, come now. We don’t have time to waste. My girdle is killing me and this thong is cutting me. So what will it be kid?”

Shoal Creek and another Brian caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Shoal Creek: “Why Mr. Banks, I think you’ve been flying that kite for a little too long, now!”

Brian: “Mercy, Mercy. So many to groom and so little time.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

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