WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 279TH CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winners, each with two #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 10 points, are:
Captain America and Merlin!
Here are their captions:
Captain America: “Miss Hamas!!! Looking good Chica.”
Merlin: “Boys don’t make passes at trans who wear glasses.”
Brian Heinz (with two #2 votes) and True Dan (with one #1 vote) are in 2nd place, each with 4 points:
Brian Heinz: “Is there something wrong with my makeup? Everyone keeps staring at me?”
True Dan: “Would you like to braid my chest hair?”
GregB is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote:
How can they expect us to accept them for what they pretend to be when they could not even accept themselves for who they actually were?
WELL DonE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Merlin and Captain America!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here next Tuesday for our next most exciting Caption Contest!
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Congratulations Captain America and Merlin!
And big thanks to all the contributors, especially Brian Heinz, True Dan, and GregB.
When I’m not gagging, I’m laughing.
Well done. It is emotionally painful to even look at that picture.
Congrats to all…..