This is our 239th world-famous Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
About the pic: On March 1, 2021, RINO Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) was spotted with a black eye and stitches in Washington D.C. He said he had fallen down and lost consciousness while visiting his son and grandchildren in Boston. (boston.com)
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, March 16, 2021.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Hey, Romney! Did you get your black eye from hitting your exercise machine like former Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)?
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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I cannot think of another human being more deserving to sport a black eye than Rhino Romney!
BLACK EYES MATTER!
That adrenochrome really packs a knockout punch!
I’ve got to quit attending those Senate Republican Caucuses.
When Senator Ted Cruz said “Shut up” I thought he said “Stand up.”
They said to tell you that Harry Reid sent them!
The Mormon Mafia says they not happy with your votes!
He’s fallen and he can’t get up? (Can someone remind him Hillary lost?)
When Pelosi says get in line buddy you better do it.
Maybe it’s not a conspiracy…every member of the Black Eye Club deserves one!
In an attempt to make reparations for his oppressive domineering whiteness, Mitt Romney gave himself a black eye today.
The vile and duplicitous Mitten, sporting his new Temple of Satan initiatory black eye, wears a fashionable basic black submission muzzle complemented by a made-in-China American flag lapel pin as he preps for his GQ photo shoot
They say the eyes are the windows to your soul
Sporting “the black mark” of Satan, bestowed by his Church and Party (if you’ve studied Mormonism, you will “get” this reference), nonetheless, Mitt presses on shamelessly, with black mask to match.
This caption contest is now closed.