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We have a winner!

Posted on March 23, 2021 by | 5 comments

for our 239th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 239th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .

SAF!

Here is the winning caption:

BLACK EYES MATTER!

Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

That adrenochrome really packs a knockout punch!

Brian (with one #1 vote) and Gretchen K (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

Brian: “When Pelosi says get in line, buddy, you better do it.”

Gretchen K: “The Mormon Mafia says they not happy with your votes!”

Scott Merson and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Scott Merson: “They say the eyes are the windows to your soul.”

True Dan: “I’ve got to quit attending those Senate Republican Caucuses.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SAF!!!

For all the other captions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Black-Eye Caption Contest

Posted on March 3, 2021 by | 15 comments

This is our 239th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On March 1, 2021, RINO Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) was spotted with a black eye and stitches in Washington D.C.  He said he had fallen down and lost consciousness while visiting his son and grandchildren in Boston. (boston.com)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, March 16, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hey, Romney! Did you get your black eye from hitting your exercise machine like former Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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