…FOR OUR 261st CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:
Brian Heinz!
Here is the winning caption:
This is udderly blinding and I can’t see now. Please, someone lead me back to the hotel.
GregB, Jen, and two captions from vett are in second place, each with 4 points:
GregB (one #1 vote): “This is NOT what I meant when I said, ‘Pelosi can go pound sand.'”
Jen (one #1 vote): “Shouldn’t this be against the law? If we had laws…”
vett (one #1 vote): “Beer goggles wouldn’t even help.”
vett (two #2 votes): “Obviously none of them are on a first name basis with Jenny Craig.”
Auntie Lulu is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
“Nasty Pelosi is long past the age when looking at her exposed breasts would cause anything but revulsion in the viewer. For Heaven’s sake–Cover Up!”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Brian Heinz!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
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Thanks!
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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