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We have a winner!

Posted on June 1, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 279TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winners, each with two #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 10 points, are:

Captain America and Merlin!

Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Miss Hamas!!! Looking good Chica.”
Merlin: “Boys don’t make passes at trans who wear glasses.”

Brian Heinz (with two #2 votes) and True Dan (with one #1 vote) are in 2nd place, each with 4 points:

Brian Heinz: “Is there something wrong with my makeup? Everyone keeps staring at me?”

True Dan: “Would you like to braid my chest hair?”

GregB is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote:

How can they expect us to accept them for what they pretend to be when they could not even accept themselves for who they actually were?

WELL DonE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Merlin and Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here next Tuesday for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Tranny-Mayor Caption Contest

Posted on April 29, 2024 by | 13 comments

This is our world-famous 279th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Raúl Ureña, the “transgender” mayor of Calexico, CA , lost a recall vote with a staggering 74% votes demanding his immediate removal from office because he allowed crime to soar in the city. Ureña, who came out as a genderfluid “woman” in 2022, blamed transphobia for his removal (Source: X).

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Ma7 14, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

So as many as a quarter (26%) of Calexico’s voters favored retaining Raúl Ureña as their mayor. No wonder California is a failed state.

For the winner of our Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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