The Body-Positive Caption Contest

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This is our 255th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Lizzo is a rapper who is proud of being fat, and is lauded for her “body positivity”. In a recent video, she celebrates having put on more weight, calling her fat acceptance “unconditional self-love”. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 22, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Body positivity”: a new euphemism for heart attack, cancer and diabetes.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

See also “Being overweight ages your brain“.

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Captain America
Captain America
4 months ago

Chrissy Teigen without photoshop.

Anonymous
Anonymous
4 months ago

Oww, my eyes!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
4 months ago

At first glance I thought it was the remake of “The Blob”. my bad do do do do cant touch this.

Hujonwi
Hujonwi
4 months ago

I couldn’t afford enough flour to try to find the ‘wet spot’…

vett
vett
4 months ago
Reply to  Hujonwi

Looks more like something big did go to the bathroom.

vett
vett
4 months ago
Reply to  vett

Was supposed to reply to AdrienneJ

AdrienneJ
AdrienneJ
4 months ago

She looks like she has to go to the bathroom, but she can’t get up!

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
4 months ago

That’s so sad-she has a beautiful face,it’s too bad she’d rather waste it and practice body positivity (The LAZY approach.) than put in the work to get herself more healthy and less heavy. (The WORTHWHILE approach)

vett
vett
4 months ago

Sir Edmund Hillary wouldn’t even climb that mountain.

GregB
GregB
4 months ago

She should, “unconditionally self-love” herself into some serious dieting and exercising so she doesn’t croak from a heart attack (i.e. – become another “Covid casualty.”) It’s kind of hard to have “body positivity” when you’re in your grave.

John Chavez
John Chavez
4 months ago

Just say no to carbohydrates!

Goldbug
Goldbug
4 months ago

“I’m too pretty for my clothes…”

DCG
Editor
DCG
4 months ago

Barf!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
4 months ago

Giving “centerfold” a new meaning…

vett
vett
4 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

That’s funny!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
4 months ago

Just a biscuit shy of 300 pounds!

Jen
Jen
4 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

Long since she’s seen 300 lbs. That’s the norm in the US..

CalGirl
CalGirl
4 months ago

I am Lizzo’s lungs. There is not enough space allowed by the subcutaneous fat cells for me to take in enough oxygen with each breath, esp. if in a prone position of sleep or other. I am Lizzo’s heart. I have to work with the pumping action for TWO people, not just Lizzo. And, with a force that equals aortic -explosive results. I am Lizzo’s kidney and liver……oh….never mind….I get it, not politically correct. But, then, death doesn’t respect political boundaries, does it?

Reuben G.
Reuben G.
4 months ago
Reply to  CalGirl

Looks more like 4 people

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
4 months ago

That’s positively a body – I’d say 2 or 3 bodies!!

MR B.
MR B.
4 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

I would say one of those thunder thighs weighs as much as one body!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
4 months ago

The body snatchers came but couldn’t move me and just left. Who does that?

MR B.
MR B.
4 months ago

There is so much I can say about this pic, but I don’t want to make fun of her. Besides, she has already too much on her plate.

vett
vett
4 months ago
Reply to  MR B.

She certainly has had too much on her plate! More than once!

Deirdre
Deirdre
4 months ago

We had Covid; then we had Long Covid. Now CDC announces first confirmed case of Wide Covid.