This is our 255th world-famous Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
About the pic: Lizzo is a rapper who is proud of being fat, and is lauded for her “body positivity”. In a recent video, she celebrates having put on more weight, calling her fat acceptance “unconditional self-love”. (New York Post)
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 22, 2022.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“Body positivity”: a new euphemism for heart attack, cancer and diabetes.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
See also “Being overweight ages your brain“.
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Chrissy Teigen without photoshop.
Oww, my eyes!
At first glance I thought it was the remake of “The Blob”. my bad do do do do cant touch this.
I couldn’t afford enough flour to try to find the ‘wet spot’…
Looks more like something big did go to the bathroom.
Was supposed to reply to AdrienneJ
She looks like she has to go to the bathroom, but she can’t get up!
That’s so sad-she has a beautiful face,it’s too bad she’d rather waste it and practice body positivity (The LAZY approach.) than put in the work to get herself more healthy and less heavy. (The WORTHWHILE approach)
Sir Edmund Hillary wouldn’t even climb that mountain.
She should, “unconditionally self-love” herself into some serious dieting and exercising so she doesn’t croak from a heart attack (i.e. – become another “Covid casualty.”) It’s kind of hard to have “body positivity” when you’re in your grave.
Just say no to carbohydrates!
“I’m too pretty for my clothes…”
Barf!
Giving “centerfold” a new meaning…
That’s funny!
Just a biscuit shy of 300 pounds!
Long since she’s seen 300 lbs. That’s the norm in the US..
I am Lizzo’s lungs. There is not enough space allowed by the subcutaneous fat cells for me to take in enough oxygen with each breath, esp. if in a prone position of sleep or other. I am Lizzo’s heart. I have to work with the pumping action for TWO people, not just Lizzo. And, with a force that equals aortic -explosive results. I am Lizzo’s kidney and liver……oh….never mind….I get it, not politically correct. But, then, death doesn’t respect political boundaries, does it?
Looks more like 4 people
That’s positively a body – I’d say 2 or 3 bodies!!
I would say one of those thunder thighs weighs as much as one body!
The body snatchers came but couldn’t move me and just left. Who does that?
There is so much I can say about this pic, but I don’t want to make fun of her. Besides, she has already too much on her plate.
She certainly has had too much on her plate! More than once!
We had Covid; then we had Long Covid. Now CDC announces first confirmed case of Wide Covid.
LOL!
This caption contest is now closed.