for our 239th Caption Contest!
Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of our 239th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .
SAF!
Here is the winning caption:
BLACK EYES MATTER!
Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:
That adrenochrome really packs a knockout punch!
Brian (with one #1 vote) and Gretchen K (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:
Brian: “When Pelosi says get in line, buddy, you better do it.”
Gretchen K: “The Mormon Mafia says they not happy with your votes!”
Scott Merson and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Scott Merson: “They say the eyes are the windows to your soul.”
True Dan: “I’ve got to quit attending those Senate Republican Caucuses.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, SAF!!!
For all the other captions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
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Congratulations SAF!
And big thanks to all the caption writers, especially
Jackie Puppet, Brian, Gretchen K, Scott Merson and True Dan!
Well, alas the jackpot! LOL!
Thank you all for your votes of confidence!
As for Mitt, let’s see what happens next. Maybe he’ll tie the Speaker to the roof of his car!
(Remember what he did to his dog?)
I knew the Black Eyes Matter was gonna be hard to beat! Congrats!
Good job Jackie
Too bad I was too late for this one. I would have pointed out that Harry Reids drunken brother kicked Mitten’s ass too.