The ‘thank God she lost’ caption contest

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This caption contest is now closed.

This is our 257th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t Grif):

About the pic: Krystal Ball, 40, is a Demonrat “political commentator” who has made guest appearances on networks such as CNN, CNBC and Fox News. She was a television host at MSNBC and a regular contributor to The Huffington Post. In 2010, when she was only 28 years old, she was the Democratic Party nominee for Virginia’s 1st congressional district, losing to Republican incumbent Rob Wittman by 63.9% to 34.8%.

During the campaign, racy photos of Ball were published on the blog Virginia Virtucon. The photos were taken at a 2004 Christmas party, depicting Ball in a bustier, short skirt and a Santa Claus hat, with her husband Jonathan Dariyanani and another woman. The above photo shows Ball staring lewdly at the camera, with a leg up a coffee table as Dariyanani points at her crotch with a cane. Other photos show Ball and the other woman lewdly sticking their tongues at each other, and Ball simulating a sex act on Dariyanani who has a dildo on his nose.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, May 31, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Ewwww. What’s that smell?

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GregB
GregB
2 years ago

I wouldn’t touch it EVEN with a ten foot pole.

GregB
GregB
2 years ago

He’s just checking to see if Krystal Ball has crystal balls.

Jackie Puppet
2 years ago

Hubby: If only such a thing as selfie sticks were invented, I could take a crotch shot of her and she wouldn’t even know it!

Jackie Puppet
2 years ago

Definitely on the naughty list!

vett
vett
2 years ago

Looks like a close race to the snap dragon between the gal’s hand and her husband’s cane. Either way they both lose.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 years ago

And if you think this is radical just wait till I get into office, it will be like the 60’s orgies for everyday policies. Politics are so much fun, don’t ya think?

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 years ago

See I told you I’m not a Trans. My Junk proves it.

Captain America
Captain America
2 years ago

Democrats spend a lot of time sniffing each other’s farts and eating cheese.

Last edited 2 years ago by Captain America
Captain America
Captain America
2 years ago

What’s something else “good” that we can “not” do on purpose?

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 years ago

I thought that was a microphone-I was gonna say, “So if I want to win my Campaign,all I have to do is win the Loudest Fart contest? How tough can THAT be?”

MrB
MrB
2 years ago

A true demonrat’s way of celebrating Christmas, dressing like a drunk slut.

Arche N.
Arche N.
2 years ago

Let’s go, Brandon!

Ziggy
Ziggy
2 years ago

Ironically, the woman in the photo is offended by “manspreading.”