The Heifer-of-the-House Caption Contest

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This caption contest is now closed.

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This is our world-famous 261st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: In early July 2022, 82-year-old Rep. and Speaker-of-the-House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and her husband, Paul (who was recently sentenced to 5 days in jail for DUI), were spotted at a ritzy resort on the Italian seaside owned by tenor Andrea Bocelli. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, September 13, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A cow’s udder swelling is one of the most common problems faced by farmers. The main cause of such a disease is an improper diet with too many calories. The proper diet should be based on high quality hay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

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Thanks!

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Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
2 years ago

Nasty Pelosi is long past the age when looking at her exposed breasts would cause anything but revulsion in the viewer. For Heaven’s sake–Cover Up!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 years ago

This is udderly blinding and I can’t see now. Please, someone lead me back to the hotel.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 years ago

The bouncing pelosi triplets. At mammary beach. “Where are all the old men hiding.”

GregB
GregB
2 years ago

This is NOT what I meant when I said, “Pelosi can go pound sand.”

GregB
GregB
2 years ago

The stock market “whale” (a rich gambler who spends large amounts of money) Nancy Pelosi is seen here along with two of her other “whale” friends as they are having a “whale” of a good time, probably on our dime.

Jen
Jen
2 years ago

Shouldn’t this be against the law? If we had laws…

Greenery Girl
Greenery Girl
2 years ago

Hey, Nan, all that pricey ice cream that used to be in the freezer is pooching out already. (Alcohol, BTW, is calorie-packed as well…but a good preservative for pickling.)

christy
christy
2 years ago

How much farther is it to the Vodka Fountain girls?

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 years ago

Which one of Pelosi’s companions is Paul? I’d never seen him dressed quite this casually….

vett
vett
2 years ago

Obviously none of them are on a first name basis with Jenny Craig.

vett
vett
2 years ago

Beer goggles wouldn’t even help.

greenworxx
greenworxx
2 years ago

I’m not entering the contest this time but wanted to say that all of the captions are really good!!