WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 264th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the clear winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:
Here’s his caption:
Auntie Lulu and Brian Heinz (each with one #1 vote), and greenworxx and vett (each with two #2 votes) are in second place, each with 4 points:
Auntie Lulu: “I wonder if this tool will be wearing his red dress to prison?”
Brian Heinz: “Well it looks like we lost Mr. Clean to the trans sect.”
greenworxx: “Tranny, liar, nutter, thief…..too bad he’ll soon be full of grief!”
vett: “Now there’s a face not even a mother could love.”
Calgirl is in third place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
“Check me out: I don’t even require “underwire” or exposed bra straps with this dress. Who knew?”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!