The Balloon-Man Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 267th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Sam Smith, 30, is an English singer and song-writer who first identified himself as “gay,” then in September 2019, announced himself a
“non-binary” and changed his gender pronouns to they/them, stating, “After a lifetime of being at war with my gender I’ve decided to embrace myself for who I am, inside and out,” whatever that means. On Feb. 12, 2023, Smith appeared at the 2023 Brit Awards in an inflatable latex balloon body suit.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 7, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Sadly, the more appropriate pronoun for Sam Smith is “it,” as attested to by his choice of the clownish balloon outfit.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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GregB
GregB
27 days ago

If he/it starts to levitate off the ground, just shoot it down with a $400,000 sidewinder missile. It might just be a Chinese spy balloon in disguise. You never know, and you don’t want to take any chances.

Gianni
Gianni
27 days ago

Balloon Boy Sidewinder Bait

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
27 days ago

What is it?

TrailDust
Editor
27 days ago

Jesus asked, “What is your name?”
He responded, “They/Them, for we are many.”
(I’m not in the contest, but couldn’t resist this one.)

vett
vett
27 days ago

I bet ole Petey Butt Plug would like to pop his balloon!.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
26 days ago

I told you bean casserole not a good idea before the red carpet walk.

greenworxx
greenworxx
26 days ago

“Thunder thighs” is never a good look regardless if one is a he, she or it.

Captain America
Captain America
26 days ago

What an assholer.

Grif
Editor
25 days ago

Balloon-Boy auditions for a spot in this year’s upcoming Macy’s Day parade.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
24 days ago

My pronouns are Saddlebags and Thunder Thighs