This is our world-famous 268th Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
About the pic: On April 10, 2023, the Dalai Lama, whom Tibetan Buddhists venerate as a god, issued an apology after a video went viral showing the supposed deity and spiritual leader kissing a young boy on the lips and then asking the child to “suck my tongue” at an event last February in northern India. In a statement saying he “regrets” the incident, the office for the Dalai Lama said he “wishes to apologize to the boy and his family, as well as his many friends across the world, for the hurt his words may have caused,” and that “His Holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way, even in public and before cameras.”
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, April 25, 2023.
‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
The Dalai Lama sucks!
For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.
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Since when is “suck my tongue” an innocent and playful gesture when a venerated religious leader requests it of a child?
(What a dirty old pedophile bastard! May the flames of Hell burn ever brighter once he gets there.)
This looks like the human version of a gecko with his tongue sticking out as he eyes his prey just before he zaps its unaware prey with its tongue and then devours it.
Well, Creepy Uncle Joe just learned a new technique.
That’s even less acceptable than “pull my finger”– jeez!
Look, he still had mustard on his face from lunch. I was just grooming, er, I mean cleaning him up.
Wanna know what else I can do with my tongue?
OMG! Wicked! 🙂