Sorry this is so late. 🙁
WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 267th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:
Here’s his caption:
Gianni and GregB are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each:
Gianni: “Balloon Boy Sidewinder Bait”
GregB: “If he/it starts to levitate off the ground, just shoot it down with a $400,000 sidewinder missile. It might just be a Chinese spy balloon in disguise. You never know, and you don’t want to take any chances.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Brian Heinz!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!