WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 268th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is:
Captain America!
Here’s his caption:
Well, Creepy Uncle Joe just learned a new technique.
In 2nd place are Anonymous and Brain Heinz (each with one #1 vote), and GregB (with two #2 votes), each with 4 points each:
Anonymous: “That’s even less acceptable than ‘pull my finger’– jeez!”
Brain Heinz: “Look, he still had mustard on his face from lunch. I was just grooming, er, I mean cleaning him up.”
GregB: “This looks like the human version of a gecko with his tongue sticking out as he eyes his prey just before he zaps its unaware prey with its tongue and then devours it.”
Vett is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
“Wanna know what else I can do with my tongue?”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Captain America!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!
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Congratulations Captain America!
And big thanks to the other caption writers, especially Anonymous, Brain Heinz, GregB and Vett!
I’m honored. Thank you. (:
Congratulations all on your fortitude. This was so gross I couldn’t even try. Kudos to you all.