The Father-Son Criminals Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 281st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On June 11, 2024, Joe Biden arranged an airport photo op in a public show of support for a convicted criminal — his 54-year-old son — hours after Hunter’s conviction on three federal gun charges. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, July 9, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like father, like son.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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TrueDan
TrueDan
2 days ago

Don’t worry son. I’ll be in prison with you before long.

TrueDan
TrueDan
2 days ago

Remember – As the “Big Guy”, I only get 10% of the profits. I don’t suffer any losses or prison time.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 day ago

Did you get the COKE I sent you? It’s in the box holding room that should pay you up till the next installment from the Ukraine.

GregB
GregB
1 day ago

Creepy Joe’s brain is now so vacuous (as was proven beyond all doubt in the debate the other night) that he now thinks Hunter is now Ashley. “Here, let me dry you off and warm you up honey. You might catch a cold.”

Captain America
Captain America
9 hours ago

Get used to the hugs, son, cuz we are both going to prison.