WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 275th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:
Gracie Storvika!
Here’s her caption:
We can see from this picture that the United States of America is not the only country in the world who has a President that is stark raving loony! I mean you must be bat $hit crazy to need an umbrella held over your head during a rain storm while applying water to a newly planted tree using a watering can. (These two are probably not smart enough to come in from the rain.)
Brian is a close 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:
It’s raining, so why are we watering a tree? Guess stupid does what stupid is. We have to put on the show for the NWO. Did you get your black eye yesterday too?
Captain America and another Brian caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:
Captain America: “In all fairness, their rain is probably radioactive.”
Brian: “Alexander: ‘What’s in this stuff in the buckets, I swear it was only 6 inches tall a minute ago. Now look at it.’ Gurbanguly: ‘Must be the vodka I put in it. I put that s__t on everything.'”
GregB and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
GregB: “This photo perfectly demonstrates the intelligence levels of a typical globalist world politician. It’s all for show and the dough, and who you know, don’t ya know? Just ask Zelinsky (Ukraine) if you don’t believe me.
He’s lately been packing in too much dough,
From our domestic traitors in the know,
$Billions for Ukraine but only $700 per family for Maui,
Tells you conclusively that something has gone Haywire-y.
And they’re really just a bunch of flunkies although they think they are a pro.”True Dan: “The umbrellas aren’t large enough.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Gracie Storvika!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our very exciting next Caption Contest!
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Congrads to all except me lol but they were all good
Congratulations Gracie Storvika!
And special thanks to every participant, including Brian, Captain America, GregB, and True Dan!