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The I’m-a-teapot Caption Contest

Posted on February 6, 2025 by | 12 comments

This is our world-famous 286th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy and her son, Jack Schlossberg, at the 2017 Met Gala.

Commentary: In a scathing letter to Congress ahead of her cousin Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s confirmation hearing, Caroline urged senators to reject his nomination, calling him unfit for the job and a predator. For his part, showing that he’s his mother’s son in political bigotry and viciousness, Jack Schlossberg recently attacked conservative commenter Meghn Kelly on social media, berating her for her stance on transgender issues and sarcastically suggesting that he did not know what gender she is.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Feb, 25, 2025.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on February 6, 2025 by | 2 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 285th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

GregB!

Here is his caption:

He was charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct. It was a slam dunk.

Gracie Storvika is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 caption, totaling 6 points:

Now isn’t that just a prime example Your Tax Dollar at Work! Prompt me to reach for a barf bag.

John is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

The cops were amazed at how well hung he was….

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Click here for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Police-Emergency (Not) Caption Contest

Posted on January 1, 2025 by | 7 comments

Happy New Year!

This is our world-famous 285th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On May 1, 2015, around 6:30 p.m., Seattle police and fire crews were called to the Cal Anderson Park to rescue a half-naked man with a hammer hanging upside down by his foot from a basketball hoop. (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2025.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Q: How many police officers does it take to take down a fool hanging from a basketball hoop?

A: Ten, but only in the failed blue-city of Seattle.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on January 1, 2025 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 284th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

greenworxx!

Here is her caption:

Check the old fool for rabies!

GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Mmm! Tastes like chicken!

Brian, Gracie Storvika, and another GregB caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Brian: “The evil in his eyes would make my child cry before we got to him. Praise God we are done with them.”

Gracie Storvika: “If I were the mother of a child where this old fool stuck my child’s fingers in his mouth–I would be duty bound to knee him in the groin as hard as possible! What an old fool, and it is not like he just started this weird behavior after he developed dementia. It sickens me to even see him doing this.”

GregB: “He just wanted some fresh toe jam to put on his toast.”

CalGirl is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

I have an oral fetish. Don’t tell. No one will ever know.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, greenworxx!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Biter-In-Chief Caption Contest

Posted on November 10, 2024 by | 9 comments

This is our world-famous 284th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On October 30, 2024, during a Halloween celebration at the White House, Joe Biden bizarrely bit the foot of one baby after another (source: New York Post),

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2024.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

In his senile dementia, Biden thought adrenochrome came from babies’ feet.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on November 9, 2024 by | 2 comments

Sorry for the lateness.

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 283rd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

TrueDan!

Here is his caption:

This will teach that bitch Kamala not to mess with me.

Another TrueDan caption is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote:

Kick me out of the race will they. This will teach them the value of loyalty.

Brian Heinz, CalGirl, Captain America, and Goldbug are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian Heinz: “Where is Corn Pop I want to shake his hand……does he have jiffy pop too…..if so we can make her vanish…..”

CalGirl: “I’m in full dementia now and the Demorat left doesn’t even care about stopping me anymore for anything now that they’ve executed a full coup against my primary electorate. Hell Yes I’m Going to Wear MAGA Hat!!!!!”

Captain America: “Yeah, in case Vance doesn’t work out. And F’ You kamala!”

Goldbug: “For the first time in my life, I am proud of myself. Love this cap! Go MAGA!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, TrueDan!

For all the caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on September 12, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 282nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here is his caption:

From the river to the sea our ugly nakedness is what you see
From the river to the sea we show just how stupid we can be
From the river to the sea marching morons that could be me
From the river to the sea where the hell is this place we’re to be
Oh from the gallows on the way from the river to the sea……..

GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Now that’s what I call, two boobs for Gaza (in more ways than one.)

Goldbug is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

We learned this in public school. Aren’t you taxpayers proud of us?

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the caption submissions, go here.

Click here for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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The Biden-for-Trump Caption Contest

Posted on September 12, 2024 by | 8 comments

This is our world-famous 283rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On September 11, 2024, Joe Biden donned a MAGA hat when asked by a Trump supporter if he would wear one.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Sept. 24, 2024.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“This is what Biden really thinks of Kamala.”

To the Trump-for-POTUS campaign: You really should plaster your ads and mailers with this image.

~E

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The Freaks-for-Hamas Caption Contest

Posted on August 15, 2024 by | 13 comments

This is our world-famous 282nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 27, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Correction: “FREE GAZA TERRORISTS”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on August 14, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 281st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:

TrueDan!

Here is his caption:

Don’t worry son. I’ll be in prison with you before long.

Brian Heinz is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Did you get the COKE I sent you? It’s in the box holding room that should pay you up till the next installment from the Ukraine.

Captain America is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

Get used to the hugs, son, cuz we are both going to prison.

Another TrueDan caption is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Remember – As the “Big Guy”, I only get 10% of the profits. I don’t suffer any losses or prison time.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, TrueDan!

For all the caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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