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The Biter-In-Chief Caption Contest

Posted on November 10, 2024 by | 9 comments

This is our world-famous 284th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On October 30, 2024, during a Halloween celebration at the White House, Joe Biden bizarrely bit the foot of one baby after another (source: New York Post),

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2024.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

In his senile dementia, Biden thought adrenochrome came from babies’ feet.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on November 9, 2024 by | 2 comments

Sorry for the lateness.

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 283rd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

TrueDan!

Here is his caption:

This will teach that bitch Kamala not to mess with me.

Another TrueDan caption is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote:

Kick me out of the race will they. This will teach them the value of loyalty.

Brian Heinz, CalGirl, Captain America, and Goldbug are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian Heinz: “Where is Corn Pop I want to shake his hand……does he have jiffy pop too…..if so we can make her vanish…..”

CalGirl: “I’m in full dementia now and the Demorat left doesn’t even care about stopping me anymore for anything now that they’ve executed a full coup against my primary electorate. Hell Yes I’m Going to Wear MAGA Hat!!!!!”

Captain America: “Yeah, in case Vance doesn’t work out. And F’ You kamala!”

Goldbug: “For the first time in my life, I am proud of myself. Love this cap! Go MAGA!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, TrueDan!

For all the caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on September 12, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 282nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here is his caption:

From the river to the sea our ugly nakedness is what you see
From the river to the sea we show just how stupid we can be
From the river to the sea marching morons that could be me
From the river to the sea where the hell is this place we’re to be
Oh from the gallows on the way from the river to the sea……..

GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Now that’s what I call, two boobs for Gaza (in more ways than one.)

Goldbug is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

We learned this in public school. Aren’t you taxpayers proud of us?

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the caption submissions, go here.

Click here for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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The Biden-for-Trump Caption Contest

Posted on September 12, 2024 by | 8 comments

This is our world-famous 283rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On September 11, 2024, Joe Biden donned a MAGA hat when asked by a Trump supporter if he would wear one.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Sept. 24, 2024.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“This is what Biden really thinks of Kamala.”

To the Trump-for-POTUS campaign: You really should plaster your ads and mailers with this image.

~E

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The Freaks-for-Hamas Caption Contest

Posted on August 15, 2024 by | 13 comments

This is our world-famous 282nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 27, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Correction: “FREE GAZA TERRORISTS”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on August 14, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 281st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:

TrueDan!

Here is his caption:

Don’t worry son. I’ll be in prison with you before long.

Brian Heinz is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Did you get the COKE I sent you? It’s in the box holding room that should pay you up till the next installment from the Ukraine.

Captain America is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

Get used to the hugs, son, cuz we are both going to prison.

Another TrueDan caption is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Remember – As the “Big Guy”, I only get 10% of the profits. I don’t suffer any losses or prison time.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, TrueDan!

For all the caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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The Father-Son Criminals Caption Contest

Posted on June 28, 2024 by | 7 comments

This is our world-famous 281st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On June 11, 2024, Joe Biden arranged an airport photo op in a public show of support for a convicted criminal — his 54-year-old son — hours after Hunter’s conviction on three federal gun charges. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, July 9, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like father, like son.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on June 28, 2024 by | 2 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 280TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

Goldbug!

Here is his caption:

Is Prince Andrew related to touchy-feely-sniffy Joey Biden?

John Pizzo is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

Andrew: “please allow me to assist your royal heinie-ness….”

Gracie Storvika, née Auntie Lulu, is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Has “Randy Andy” slipped into dementia–evidently he is not able to exercise even a modicum of Impulse Control . . . . not even when it concerns his own daughter.

GregB is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Summa Cum Laude graduate (no pun intended) of Epstein’s Pedo Island University demonstrates here that he hasn’t lost the “touch” that he learned there.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Goldbug!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Note: Kudos to everyone who submitted a caption despite my lamentable choice of this depressing video for a Caption Contest.

Be here later today for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Royal Groper Caption Contest

Posted on June 4, 2024 by | 9 comments

This is our world-famous 280th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

Ahout the video: On September 20, 2022, Prince Andrew, along with his two daughters, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie, were among members of the royal family who viewed floral tributes to the recently departed Queen Elizabeth II at Balmoral Castle. At one point Andrew was recorded by news cameras as he comforted Eugenie who broke down while reading messages left to her grandmother. With an arm placed around his daughter, Andrew bent down to read further messages, his hand slipping down Eugenie’s back and her butt. (Newsweek)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 18, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Persistent rumors on social media that Andrew pimped out his daughers to the late convicted-pedophile Jeffrey Epstein may well be true.

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on June 1, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 279TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winners, each with two #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 10 points, are:

Captain America and Merlin!

Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Miss Hamas!!! Looking good Chica.”
Merlin: “Boys don’t make passes at trans who wear glasses.”

Brian Heinz (with two #2 votes) and True Dan (with one #1 vote) are in 2nd place, each with 4 points:

Brian Heinz: “Is there something wrong with my makeup? Everyone keeps staring at me?”

True Dan: “Would you like to braid my chest hair?”

GregB is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote:

How can they expect us to accept them for what they pretend to be when they could not even accept themselves for who they actually were?

WELL DonE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Merlin and Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here next Tuesday for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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