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Saturday Funnies!

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Empathic dog fakes limp for owner with broken ankle

Psychopaths and pathological narcissists lack empathy, the ability to identify with or understand another’s situation or feelings.

Scientists say empathy is what makes us human.

So what does it mean when non-human creatures display empathy?

Last summer, Russell Jones, who lives in the UK, broke his ankle in an accident.

As a consequence, with his right foot and leg encased in a cast, Jones could walk only with the aid of crutches. 

Then he noticed that Billy, Jones’ 8-year-old pet lurcher — a sighthound mixed with another dog type, most commonly a terrier or a herding dog — started limping too.

Alarmed, Jones took Billy to the vet.

After spending £300 (US$415.34) on scans and X-rays, it turned out there was nothing wrong with Billy. The dog was fake-limping to mimic his human!

Jones posted the video on Facebook with this message: “Cost me £300 in vet fees and X-rays, nothing wrong just sympathy. Love him ❤️

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Tuesday Funny: The New Math

Did you know that 100 million + 100 million = 100 billion?

And that 300 Americans will be vaccinated because of an extra 200 million vaccines? (6:23 mark)

H/t yyz

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The Bozos Caption Contest

This is our 238th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, February 23, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

House impeachment managers, led by Rep. Eric  Swalwell (D-CA), take a break from the Trump impeachment trial.

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