Category Archives: Funnies

Humans and cats who look alike

It’s often been noted that some dogs bear an uncanny resemblance to their owners.

While less common, some cats and their human owners also look alike.

A remarkable example is this one:

Below are some cat-human lookalikes taken by animal photographer Gerrard Gethings (source: Insider):

Do you look like your dog or cat?

If you do, please send your pic to FOTM4ever@outlook.com, and let me know if it’s okay for Body and Soul to publish it, anonymously, of course!

~E

Thursday funnies!

Friday is almost here!

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The sweetest sound: A baby’s laugh!

So cute!

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Saturday funnies!

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Smart doggie!

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The Black-Eye Caption Contest

This is our 239th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On March 1, 2021, RINO Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) was spotted with a black eye and stitches in Washington D.C.  He said he had fallen down and lost consciousness while visiting his son and grandchildren in Boston. (boston.com)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, March 16, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hey, Romney! Did you get your black eye from hitting your exercise machine like former Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

for our 238th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 238th Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and a whopping 16 points is . . .

Vett!

Here is the winning caption:

Introducing the new cabinet of the Biden Administration.

Julie Mullen is in second place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is her caption:

Members of the Press Corps are caught breaking Covid restrictions while waiting for the WH press secretary to ‘circle back’ to anything relevant to their questions.

Calgirl, Jackie Puppet, James Stepp (aka truckjunkie), Leon, and Steve are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Calgirl: “News Flash: ‘Nancy Pelosi calls the House to consider new charges after the Senate acquits Trump, for 2nd time, of unsupported Impeachment charges. She gambles that the 3rd time will be the charm.'”

Jackie Puppet: “Every kid’s worst nightmare!”

James Stepp: “One clown to another clown, ‘Hahaha-look at that weirdo with the tiny shoes!!'”

Leon: “So this is what $15.00 an hour looks like!”

Steve: “Joe Biden has decided a new wardrobe is in order for the Secret Service. After all they are supposed to blend in/appear natural with their surroundings. I think Joe outdid himself for where else but DC would a bunch of Clowns not stand out?”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The dog who comes to a woman’s house for a nap every day

A woman posted this on Tickld in 2018 (h/t PawMyGosh):

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: “I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3. He’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”

~E 

 

Wednesday Funnies!

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Cat feeder machine (dog won’t like it!)

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