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The Maskless-Congresswoman Caption Contest

Posted on January 18, 2022 by | 12 comments

This is our 253rd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On Sunday, January 2, 2022, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was spotted partying in a drag bar in Miami, Florida, without a face mask. The pics above show her hugging and kissing Billy Porter (l), a homosexual actor-singer who likes to dress in drag, and another drag queen (r) with an uncanny resemblance to Oprah Winfrey. Less than 3 weeks before, AOC had written a letter to the U.S. House of Representatives claiming that she “continue(s) to be unable to physically attend proceedings in the House Chamber due to the ongoing (COVID) public health emergency”. (Clash Daily)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, February 1, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Democrat. Thy name is “Hypocrite”!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on December 24, 2021 by | Comments Off on We have a winner!

. . . for our 251st Caption Contest!

There were many really clever caption entries.

Our writers each voted for their #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 251st Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

Tim Shey!!!

Here is the winning caption:

The latest fashion from Sodom & Gomorrah.

John Pizzo is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Bearded Billy becomes a strolling hounds tooth Chinese finger trap.

Brian Heinz is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

I’m too sexy for my beard, too sexy for my beard, can’t shave my face but my legs are smooth.

Captain America, GregB and Jackie Puppet are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Captain America: “You mean that’s not Michelle? Ingenious! A gay guy(?) dragging a drag.”

GregB: “The Space Invaders and Galaga spaceships have landed and this is their leader, wanting to be taken to meet ours. Good luck having an intelligent conversation with Brandon!”

Jackie Puppet: “Michelle Obama, THIS is how you wear a dress, gurlll!! It’s hard to see my swinging nuts, and don’t be afraid to grow that beard!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Bearded-Lady Caption Contest

Posted on December 1, 2021 by | 14 comments

This is our 251st world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Homosexual actor/singer Billy Porter “sparkles” in sequined gown and 6″ heels at Fashion Awards 2021, London, UK, Nov. 29, 2021. (yahoo!news)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, December 14, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

How the Left corrupt America: Once a circus sideshow, bearded ladies are now a cultural icon.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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