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We have a winner!

Posted on May 4, 2023 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 268th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Well, Creepy Uncle Joe just learned a new technique.

In 2nd place are Anonymous and Brain Heinz (each with one #1 vote), and GregB (with two #2 votes), each with 4 points each:

Anonymous: “That’s even less acceptable than ‘pull my finger’– jeez!”

Brain Heinz: “Look, he still had mustard on his face from lunch. I was just grooming, er, I mean cleaning him up.”

GregB: “This looks like the human version of a gecko with his tongue sticking out as he eyes his prey just before he zaps its unaware prey with its tongue and then devours it.”

Vett is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Wanna know what else I can do with my tongue?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!

~E

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The He’s-No-God Caption Contest

Posted on April 13, 2023 by | 7 comments

This is our world-famous 268th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On April 10, 2023, the Dalai Lama, whom Tibetan Buddhists venerate as a god, issued an apology after a video went viral showing the supposed deity and spiritual leader kissing a young boy on the lips and then asking the child to “suck my tongue” at an event last February in northern India. In a statement saying he “regrets” the incident, the office for the Dalai Lama said he “wishes to apologize to the boy and his family, as well as his many friends across the world, for the hurt his words may have caused,” and that “His Holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way, even in public and before cameras.”

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, April 25, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The Dalai Lama sucks!

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

~E

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