…FOR OUR 259TH CAPTION CONTEST!
This was a very competitive contest, with many really clever captions.
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:
Jackie Puppet!
Here is the winning caption:
Dat booty-shakin’ was enough to bring down the Georgia Guidestones!!
Vett is in 2nd place with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:
Looks like the tectonic plates shifting along the San Andreas Fault.
A. B. Nordlichter, Brian Heinz, and Ssgt David are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:
A. B. Nordlichter: “Shake contents thoroughly before using. Refrigerate any leftovers. Do not microwave.”
Brian Heinz: “Vote for me and, baby, this is free! And next week, Mack will crush beer cans with her right breast! Tune in and mack out.”
Ssgt David: “Making an ass of herself…literally!”
Anonymous and Captain America are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Anonymous: “Oww, what has been seen cannot be unseen…”
Captain America: “Let’s join Jim on the beach where we are witness to an East Indian Dugong calving.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
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Thanks!
Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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