The nipple-tweaker Caption Contest

This is our 243rd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

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About the GIF: At the 2016 Invictus Games, an international sporting event for wounded, injured and sick current and former Servicemen and women, former Army Rifleman Ashley Coles pulled up his top to show a tattoo to Prince Harry. Harry — the epitome of white privilege who was caught naked with whores in Las Vegas; once dressed as a Nazi but lectures to the world on our “unconscious racism”; takes private jets but lectures to us on the environment; and trashes his family on Oprah and most recently in a podcast — responded by bizarrely tweaking the soldier’s nipple. (Mirror)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, June 8, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Prince Harry demonstrates to the world how much he really respects soldiers.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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truckjunkie
truckjunkie
17 days ago

No,that’s the tuner-I was looking for the volume knob….

 
truckjunkie
truckjunkie
17 days ago

BTW-I’d have wanted to twist his nose off his face-there was NO excuse for THAT.

 
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
17 days ago

“Did getting your tattoo hurt as much as this?”

 
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
17 days ago

“Do you get turned on when I tweak your nipple?”

 
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
17 days ago

“If you had these pierced like Gov. Cuomo, I could twist these a lot easier!”

 
Arnold Jackson
Arnold Jackson
17 days ago

Meghan never lets me do this.

 
yiddishlion
yiddishlion
17 days ago

“So….did you get hard?”

 
Last edited 17 days ago by yiddishlion
Jason in WA
Jason in WA
17 days ago

So if I turn it all the way to the right, then I’ll finally have the privacy from the media that I’ve been desperately longing for?

 
MR B
MR B
16 days ago

What happens when a couple of randy-looking guys with suppressed childhood issues meet.

 
Tim Shey
15 days ago

Thank God, Harry will never be king.

 
Calgirl
Calgirl
15 days ago

This is how I like it. How about you?

 
vett
vett
14 days ago

Your transgender surgery went nicely didn’t it?

 
Jen
Jen
13 days ago

Good thing Prince William was born first….

 
BoyDownTheLane
BoyDownTheLane
11 days ago

Rightie, tight, lefty Lucy….

Or “Is this the on-off button?”

 
GregB
GregB
11 days ago

I tried doing this with Meghan many times, but it never would turn her on, so I want to see if it works with men.

 
Captain America
Captain America
11 days ago

You can take the gay fop out of England,,,but the fop is permanent.

 
Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 days ago

Did you learn that from Curly, Moe,or Larry? You missed the poke in the eye.