The Bearded-Lady Caption Contest

This is our 251st world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Homosexual actor/singer Billy Porter “sparkles” in sequined gown and 6″ heels at Fashion Awards 2021, London, UK, Nov. 29, 2021. (yahoo!news)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, December 14, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

How the Left corrupt America: Once a circus sideshow, bearded ladies are now a cultural icon.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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John Pizzo
John Pizzo
1 month ago

“Bearded Billy becomes his own Rorschach Test”

 
John Pizzo
John Pizzo
1 month ago

“Bearded Billy becomes a strolling hounds tooth Chinese finger trap.”

 
scott merson
scott merson
1 month ago
Reply to  John Pizzo

Great one John

 
GregB
GregB
1 month ago

The Space Invaders and Galaga spaceships have landed and this is their leader, wanting to be taken to meet ours. Good luck having an intelligent conversation with Brandon!

 
Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 month ago

Can anyone out there help me. I can’t seem to be able to strap these puppies down. And they are just in my face how do you girls handle this stuff.

 
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet(@jackie-puppet)
1 month ago

Michelle Obama, THIS is how you wear a dress, gurlll!!

It’s hard to see my swinging nuts, and don’t be afraid to grow that beard!

 
Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
1 month ago

Looking at that picture of a “woman” would quash any “randy” thoughts any man would have.

 
Tim Shey
1 month ago

The latest fashion from Sodom & Gomorrah.

 
scott merson
scott merson
1 month ago

Billy Porter the newest member of the imagine Dragon group, “imagine dragon these balls across your face”🤣😂
Sorry, couldn’t help myself….

 
Captain America
Captain America(@captain-america)
1 month ago

You mean that’s not Michelle? Ingenious! A gay guy(?) dragging a drag.

 
Calgirl
Calgirl
1 month ago

Billy Porter struts the stuff of the new ethos to admiring American Middle School aspirants (No parents allowed).

 
vett
vett
1 month ago

And just think, these people are allowed to vote and breed.

 
Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 month ago

I’m too sexy for my beard, too sexy for my beard, can’t shave my face but my legs are smooth.

 
Last edited 1 month ago by Brian Heinz