WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 276th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
This was a closely contested race, with only 2 points separating the winner and the second-runner.
And the winner, with two #1 votes and 8 points, is:
Here is his caption:
Brian Heinz and Goldbug are in 2nd place, each with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points each:
Brian Heinz: “Baby killers we are,
Wear our medals like stars.
Look into our eyes
Where the evil resides.
We’re Abortion Czars,
It’s where our hearts are.
Innocent killing is what we do.
No babies for you.
Taking you down
Depopulation’s all around.”
Goldbug: “We morons are proud members of the Democrat Death Cult.”
Gracie Storvika (with one #1 vote) and another Goldbug caption (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:
Gracie Storvika: “Good golly! Why end with just getting rid of innocent babies–why not apply the same logic to the other end of the spectrum . . . after all both of these individuals appear to be past their preferred expiration dates. Perhaps they need to be sent on their ways also. I mean really, where does it end?”
Goldbug: “Look closely; their pins say, ‘We’re proof you can’t fix stupid.'”
True Dan is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Whose lives does abortion care save?
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later tonight for our next Caption Contest!