Category Archives: Funnies

Thursday Funnies!

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It’s going to snow down south (and the world is ending) funnies!

Here in Oklahoma our weather forecast is calling for icy weather and snow this week, starting tomorrow. If you’ve ever lived down south, you know this is a major disturbance in southerners’ lives.

I grew up in the Seattle area so am quite use to a lot of rain and a little bit of snow. Must admit, up in Seattle there are many snow wussies, too.  But down south, there are many who just refuse to get out in the snow. But that is for a good reason: Most cannot drive in the snow at all.

So grocery stores were busy today. Everyone stocking up before armageddon!

These funnies sum up perfectly what it is going to be like this week:

And my favorite:

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Saturday animal funnies!

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The I’m-a-teapot Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 286th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy and her son, Jack Schlossberg, at the 2017 Met Gala.

Commentary: In a scathing letter to Congress ahead of her cousin Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s confirmation hearing, Caroline urged senators to reject his nomination, calling him unfit for the job and a predator. For his part, showing that he’s his mother’s son in political bigotry and viciousness, Jack Schlossberg recently attacked conservative commenter Meghn Kelly on social media, berating her for her stance on transgender issues and sarcastically suggesting that he did not know what gender she is.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Feb, 25, 2025.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 285th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

GregB!

Here is his caption:

He was charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct. It was a slam dunk.

Gracie Storvika is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 caption, totaling 6 points:

Now isn’t that just a prime example Your Tax Dollar at Work! Prompt me to reach for a barf bag.

John is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

The cops were amazed at how well hung he was….

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Click here for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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Saturday night funnies!

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Wednesday Animal Funnies!

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Monday night funnies!

 

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Friday animal funnies!

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The Police-Emergency (Not) Caption Contest

Happy New Year!

This is our world-famous 285th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On May 1, 2015, around 6:30 p.m., Seattle police and fire crews were called to the Cal Anderson Park to rescue a half-naked man with a hammer hanging upside down by his foot from a basketball hoop. (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2025.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Q: How many police officers does it take to take down a fool hanging from a basketball hoop?

A: Ten, but only in the failed blue-city of Seattle.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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