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We have a winner!

Posted on May 5, 2021 by | 2 comments

. . . for our 241st Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 241st Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .

Tim Shey!

Here is the winning caption:

The Wicked Witch of the West Coast.

Jackie Puppet (with two #1 votes) and GregB (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) are in 2nd place, each with 8 votes. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “I’m laughing cause I don’t have to deal with struggling parents!”

GregB: “Two of the world’s most dangerous predators are pictured side by side here, with the one on the right being by far the more treacherous of the two.”

Scott Merson, Nina, and William are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Scott Merson: “In the immortal words of Jay and silent Bob, ‘what are you bitches babbling about.'”

Nina: “VP Kamala Harris reacted to the statement with a typical example of her sophistication and deep concern for others.”

William: “President Camel Womyn displays signs of advanced Kuru (laughing sickness) as she reacts hysterically to the government-imposed hardships of the little people.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Cackling-Witch Caption Contest

Posted on April 14, 2021 by | 8 comments

This Caption Contest is closed.

This is our 241st world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: On March 29, 2012, Vice President (God help us) Kamala Harris laughed hysterically when discussing struggling parents who aren’t able to send their kids to school because of the state and local governments’ coronavirus lockdown (source). This is not the first time Harris laughed inappropriately.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, April 27, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hyenas are known to laugh inappropriately.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on April 14, 2021 by | 1 comment

for our 240th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 240th Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .

Dan!

Here is the winning caption:

Cream Pie meets cream puff…

Bill Gates gets pie in face

Captain America and Dave, each with one #1 vote, and True Dan with two #2 votes, are in 2nd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Mmmmm, delicious! I haven’t tasted human food in quite some time. It’s always flies and adrenochrome.”

Dave: “Climate champion, Bill Gates, experiences sun-dimming via whipped cream, not chalk dust.”

True Dan: “Bill, this is to thank you for releasing another Windows update which locked up my computer,”

Jackie Puppet, SAF and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “I just love a cream pie in the face!”

SAF: “That’s his mandatory mask!”

YouKnowWho: “That’s not a pie chart”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Dan!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Pie-In-The-Face Caption Contest

Posted on March 24, 2021 by | 14 comments

This is our 240th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

Bill Gates gets pie in face

About the GIF: In 1998, in Brussels, Belgium — de facto capital of the European Union —  billionaire Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates was ambushed by pranksters with a cream pie-in-the-face as he entered a meeting with 400 Belgian educators, business leaders and government officials. (NY Daily News)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, April 6, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

While conspiring with the Wuhan Lab on an anti-prankster vaccine, the Gates Foundation inadvertently unleashed the COVID-19 virus.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on March 23, 2021 by | 5 comments

for our 239th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 239th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .

SAF!

Here is the winning caption:

BLACK EYES MATTER!

Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

That adrenochrome really packs a knockout punch!

Brian (with one #1 vote) and Gretchen K (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

Brian: “When Pelosi says get in line, buddy, you better do it.”

Gretchen K: “The Mormon Mafia says they not happy with your votes!”

Scott Merson and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Scott Merson: “They say the eyes are the windows to your soul.”

True Dan: “I’ve got to quit attending those Senate Republican Caucuses.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SAF!!!

For all the other captions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Black-Eye Caption Contest

Posted on March 3, 2021 by | 15 comments

This is our 239th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On March 1, 2021, RINO Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) was spotted with a black eye and stitches in Washington D.C.  He said he had fallen down and lost consciousness while visiting his son and grandchildren in Boston. (boston.com)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, March 16, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hey, Romney! Did you get your black eye from hitting your exercise machine like former Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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The Bozos Caption Contest

Posted on February 12, 2021 by | 17 comments

This is our 238th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, February 23, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

House impeachment managers, led by Rep. Eric  Swalwell (D-CA), take a break from the Trump impeachment trial.

~E

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