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The Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head Caption Contest

Posted on August 26, 2021 by | 14 comments

This Caption Contest is now closed.

This is our 247th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On Tuesday, August 24, 2021, Bill and Hillary Clinton (ages 75 & 73), were seen glumly strolling on a beach in the Hamptons. (Daily Mail)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, September 7, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Stuck together in a hell of their own making.

For the triple winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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The ‘I’m not that fat’ Caption Contest

Posted on August 4, 2021 by | 12 comments

This is our 246th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

Lizzo Belly Flop

About the GIF: Lizzo is a rapper who is proud of being fat, and is lauded for her “body positivity”. There is a rumor that at one of her shows, she dove into the crowd and crushed a member of the audience to death. Lizzo went on TikTok to dispel the rumor by bellyflopping on her bed to show she’s not so fat that she could have crushed someone to death. She said: “I’ve never stage dived in my life. Ya’ll really gon put that on my motherf****ng name? Like, I know I’m big but, b***h, I’m not that f****ng big.” (Source)

Lizzo

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, August 17, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“There she blows!” cried the lookout, sighting the great white whale, Moby Dick.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on August 4, 2021 by | 1 comment

. . . for our 245th Caption Contest!

This was an easy contest for our writers because there were so few entries. LOL

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 245th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling 14 points is . . .

Truckjunkie!

Here is the winning caption:

Uh, Meghan, you don’t need to strike that pose until you’re ready to have the baby…..

Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Alexis, wanna see a real vagina?

vett and AZgeo are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

vett (one #1 vote): “Are you hungry? I brought a box lunch for you.”

AZgeo (two #2 votes): “EW, worms! Will have to clean that thing again.”

Brian Heinz is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Hey dad, can we move up the seats, someone spilled a sardine can over here and smells like someone is fanning it up in the air.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, truckjunkie!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The slutty duchess Caption Contest

Posted on July 7, 2021 by | 9 comments

this caption contest is now closed.

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This is our 245th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

 

About the pic: Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex and wife of Prince Harry, left her newborn baby Archie in London and jetted to New York for the U.S. Open on Sept. 7, 2019, ostensibly to support her friend Serena Williams. At the tennis match, wearing a shirt-button dress, Markle openly flirted with Williams’ husband, Alexis Ohanian, by spreading her thighs and flashing her crotch. This is confirmed by a recent CDAN blind item reveal.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, July 20, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

People sitting next to Markle: “Ew! What’s that smell?”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on July 7, 2021 by | 4 comments

. . . for our 244th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 244th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

Truckjunkie!

Here is the winning caption:

Giant Cicada Wipes Huge Turd off its Butt.

Captain America and vett are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “All insects are drawn to their demon lords.”

vett: “Damn Cootie Bugs!”

CalGirl and GregB are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

CalGirl: “First verifiably cogent thing I’ve done since the beginning of the basement “campaign. ” At least I stood up to and swatted off a pest. Don’t know that I can do the same with Russia.”

GregB: “Cicadas live in trees, not Joe’s head. Only Trump lives in Biden’s head.”

Hildegard is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Ahhh, the reek of a brainless walking corpse…irresistible…and worth waiting 17 years for, chirped the cicada nymph afterward in a prime-time interview (it went viral).

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, truckjunkie!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The ‘new Lord of the Flies’ Caption Contest

Posted on June 16, 2021 by | 13 comments

This is our 244th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: On June 9, 2021, Joe Biden swatted a cicada off his neck after the insect landed on him at Joint Base Andrews, before he took off on his first overseas trip to the UK to attend the G7.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, June 29, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Joe Biden officially succeeds Obama and Hillary Clinton as the new Lord of the Flies, aka Beelzebub, one of the seven princes of Hell.

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on June 16, 2021 by | 4 comments

. . . for our 243rd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winners of our 243rd Caption Contest, each with 8 points are . . .

Arnold Jackson, Tim Shey, and vett!

Here are the winning captions:

Arnold Jackson: “Meghan never lets me do this.”
Tim Shey: “Thank God, Harry will never be king.”
vett: “Your transgender surgery went nicely didn’t it?”

Captain America is in second place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

You can take the gay fop out of England,,,but the fop is permanent.

Jackie Puppet and two of truckjunkie‘s captions are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Jackie Puppet: “If you had these pierced like Gov. Cuomo, I could twist these a lot easier!”

truckjunkie: “No,that’s the tuner-I was looking for the volume knob….”

truckjunkie: “I’d have wanted to twist his nose off his face-there was NO excuse for THAT.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Arnold Jackson, Tim Shey, and vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The nipple-tweaker Caption Contest

Posted on May 26, 2021 by | 18 comments

This is our 243rd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

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About the GIF: At the 2016 Invictus Games, an international sporting event for wounded, injured and sick current and former Servicemen and women, former Army Rifleman Ashley Coles pulled up his top to show a tattoo to Prince Harry. Harry — the epitome of white privilege who was caught naked with whores in Las Vegas; once dressed as a Nazi but lectures to the world on our “unconscious racism”; takes private jets but lectures to us on the environment; and trashes his family on Oprah and most recently in a podcast — responded by bizarrely tweaking the soldier’s nipple. (Mirror)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, June 8, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Prince Harry demonstrates to the world how much he really respects soldiers.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on May 26, 2021 by | 4 comments

. . . for our 242nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many brilliant captions!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 242nd Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points is . . .

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

So which ones are the puppeteers and which ones are the dummies?

Greg B, Jackie Puppet, James Stepp, Jen, and Kathy Deles are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Greg B: “Created by the same White House Photoshop ‘professional’ who created Obama’s ‘birth certificate.'”

Jackie Puppet: “Don’t worry Rosalyn, I’m not gonna sniff ya – 80 years ago, absolutely I would have!”

James Stepp: “Where’s Joe’s right hand, or do we even wanna know??”

Jen: “Here are four people from our Alzheimer’s Unit enjoying their day visiting!”

Kathy Deles: “In my best Darth Vader voice… I find your lack of proportion…. Disturbing”

Captain America, MR B., Shoal Creek, and Tim Shey are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America:“Say Edgar..” “What is it Charlie??” “Who’s this big doofus trying to stick his hand up my butt?”

MR B.: “Watch Joe & Jill work their ventriloquist dolls only on Good Morning America!”

Shoal Creek: “Jimmy, how did you get your house and all of your furnishings to shrink with you and Rosalyn? It’s almost like visiting hobbits!”

Tim Shey: “The Four Offspring of Dr. Frankenstein.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The 4 elderly elites Caption Contest

Posted on May 6, 2021 by | 21 comments

This is our 242nd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):

About the pic: On May 3, 2021, the Carter Library released the above photo of Joe (age 78) and Jill (age 69) Biden’s visit a week ago with former President and First Lady Jimmy (age 96) and Rosalyn Carter (age 93). (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, May 18, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Four elderly elites from separate households gather without masks or social distancing. Still need evidence that COVID-19 rules are bogus?

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

~E

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