WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 272nd CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:
GregB!
Here’s his caption:
I never thought I would ever see that many turds in a pool all at once.
CalGirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:
I haven’t seen that many floppy, nude boobs since Woodstock, and that was just the men.
Greenworxx (with one #1 vote) and Gracie Storvika (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:
greenworxx: “Enjoy the cool water now, Satan’s minions, as one day you’ll face the realities of turning away from God.”
Gracie Storvika: “Insanity is alive and well in the Big Apple!”
Captain America is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
100,000 volts would solve some of that problem.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, GregB!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!
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