The Bozos Caption Contest

This is our 238th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, February 23, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

House impeachment managers, led by Rep. Eric  Swalwell (D-CA), take a break from the Trump impeachment trial.

~E

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Steve
Steve
9 months ago

Joe Biden has decided a new wardrobe is in order for the Secret Service. After all they are supposed to
blend in/appear natural with their surroundings. I think Joe outdid himself for where else but DC would a bunch of Clowns not stand out?

 
Tim Shey
9 months ago

Dr. Eowyn, your caption is absolutely perfect. Most of the people we have in the Senate and House are totally ridiculous. All of this impeachment fiasco reminds me of a dream I had back in 2009:

The U.S. Senate

Dreams from the LORD 2007-2010
3 February 2009

Last night I had a dream where I was in the U.S. Senate Chamber or in a large room adjoining the Senate Chamber. There were all of these Senators milling around and talking with each other. I saw Senator John McCain of Arizona walk out of the room. Then this big, fat Senator gave a fairly long speech. After his speech, he lay down on the floor flat on his back with his arms and legs spread out—he looked like he was absolutely exhausted.

Then this other Senator began to speak. He was very large and had long gray hair and a long gray beard; the hair of his moustache was very long and covered up his mouth. He looked like an absurd version of Santa Claus.

Because of what I saw in the Senate, I didn’t take it seriously. The U.S. Senate is supposed to be one of the most exclusive clubs in the world. It looked like a big zoo where nothing was getting done.

 
Tim Shey
9 months ago
Reply to  DrE

Dr. Eowyn: Here is another dream you might want to look at:

The Death of Hillary Clinton

Dreams from the LORD 2011-2019
6 June 2019

Last night I had a dream where I was with several people. We were observing two very wicked women. One of the women was Hillary Clinton; the other woman was younger–it looked like she worked for Hillary Clinton (it may have been Huma Abedin or Hillary’s daughter, Chelsea).

The younger woman walked up to me: she knew that her life was in danger. She tried to talk to me, but I wouldn’t let her talk. I spoke a few words to her and then her body was burned with fire. After her body was consumed by fire, there was nothing left of her.

Then Hillary Clinton looked at me with fear in her eyes. She also knew that her life was in danger. She tried talking with me, but I wouldn’t let her. I spoke a few words to her and her body also was consumed by fire. There was nothing left.

Proverbs 18: 21: “Death and life are in the power of the tongue.”

I Kings 21: 23-24: “And of Jezebel also spake the LORD, saying, The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel. Him that dieth of Ahab in the city the dogs shall eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat.”

II Kings 1: 12: “And Elijah answered and said unto them, If I be a man of God, let fire come down from heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty. And the fire of God came down from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty.”

II Kings 9: 35-37: “And they went to bury her: but they found no more of her than the skull, and the feet, and the palms of her hands.   Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel:  And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.”

 
TrailDust
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TrailDust (@traildust)
9 months ago
Reply to  Tim Shey

Thank you for sharing your prophetic dreams, Tim.

With our new theme, “Body and Soul – Preserving our health and sanity in trying times,” it seems to me that a spiritual emphasis is right on target.

 
Last edited 9 months ago by TrailDust
Julie Mullen
Julie Mullen
9 months ago

Here’s my caption:

Members of the Press Corps are caught breaking Covid restrictions while waiting for the WH press secretary to ‘circle back’ to anything relevant to their questions.

 
LJS
LJS
9 months ago

Behold the mustard, ketchup, with a dash of mayo committee!!!

 
James Stepp
James Stepp
9 months ago

One clown to another clown, “Hahaha-look at that weirdo with the tiny shoes!!”

 
Vett
Vett
9 months ago

Introducing the new cabinet of the Biden Administration.

 
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
9 months ago

Every kid’s worst nightmare!

 
GregB
GregB
9 months ago

It’s going to be hard to top your most excellent entry Dr. E, but here’s my suggestion:

In a never before seen photo, members of the DNC are caught on camera meeting incognito to plot the latest sham impeachment trial of former President Trump. Here at news channel KRAP, we expect to see this same group of clowns holding “peaceful protests” outside of Mar-a-Lago within the next couple of weeks after they lose their latest bogus “impeachment trial.”

 
Last edited 9 months ago by GregB
GregB
GregB
9 months ago
Reply to  DrE

I truly hate hearing the news about the demise of FOTM, but I completely understand your position and the reasons why you had to arrive at this decision. The haters out there aren’t going to stop hating no matter what. They are after all, just children living in adult bodies and it’s doubtful they will ever actually grow up and understand the truths that they are currently blinded to. For this reason, I actually feel pity towards them much more than any animosity.

I’m just glad to know that you will still be here for us albeit in a different forum. I am also very glad to know that the caption contests aren’t going away. Many of us get much enjoyment and laughter from them and I always appreciate the humor emanating from the minds of your other followers. Lord knows we all need more humor in our lives, especially these days during these difficult times.

I, and I think I can also speak for the majority of your followers can say that we very much appreciate you and the messages that you and your associates bring to us. You have truly been a lighthouse in a sea of darkness for us for a long time, and even though the format may change, we’re still glad that you will continue to have a presence on the web through this new website. Never forget that those of us who love you won’t abandon you. You can count me in as being among that group. Best wishes my friend and may God protect you, your loved ones and your mission going forward through these “perilous times” (II Timothy 3:1) that lie ahead of us.

 
Calgirl
Calgirl
9 months ago

News Flash: “Nancy Pelosi calls the House to consider new charges after the Senate acquits Trump, for 2nd time, of unsupported Impeachment charges. She gambles that the 3rd time will be the charm.

 
Leon
Leon
9 months ago

So this is what $15.00 an hour looks like!