The Three-Crooks Caption Contest

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This is our 256th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t MrB):

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, May 10, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Xi to Putin: “Look at that old fool. He actually believes the mask can protect him from our Wuhan lab-engineered coronavirus bio-weapon!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
2 months ago

Hey Joe, the mask looks good on you, though!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
2 months ago

Joe: You know what the problem with these masks are? It’s much more difficult to go up to a little girl, and sniff her!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
2 months ago

Joe, we can’t understand you whether you have the face diaper on or not.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 months ago

What’s with the mask, Joe, we know who you are. Stop fooling around. You got the cash, now here are your orders.

MrB
MrB
2 months ago

Come on man, you know I am the President and I will not put up with any of your shenanigans. You heard how I once confronted a gang leader named “Corn Pop”. He was a bad dude.

BuzzedLightYears
BuzzedLightYears
2 months ago

Ya Think the world knows what we have planned for them …

BuzzedLightYears
BuzzedLightYears
2 months ago

What a bunch of Suckers all these other leaders are. Once we’ve finished, it will be ALL OURS !!

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 months ago

“…and sonofabitch — he got fired…..”

vett
vett
2 months ago

You guys interested in buying more of Hunter’s paintings? I’ll throw in the codes to our missiles and anything else you need.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 months ago

Look Putin baby, you got the Ukraine, and Xi Jinping we’re working on Taiwan, just hang in there we’re gonna get it done.

GregB
GregB
2 months ago

Dumb, dumber and dumbest are seen all together at once. Dumb and dumber are shaking hands together as they agree to conspire against dumbest who hasn’t the first clue as to why they are shaking hands.

Captain America
Captain America
2 months ago

Xi-Pooh: “Vrad, we wait, talk to Hunter. At reast he speak Engrish”.

Arche N.
Arche N.
2 months ago

Biden should be wearing that mask on the *back* of his head to keep the remnants of his brain from dribbling out.

greenworxx
greenworxx
1 month ago

The evil empire smirking at clueless dementia Joe.

TrailDust
Editor
1 month ago

Yikes! What a line up this is!