We have a winner!

…FOR OUR 258TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

GregB!

Here is the winning caption:

“And for my next trick, I’ll show you the rest of my gender reassignment surgery.” (Loud cries from audience: “No, please don’t!”)

Goldbug is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

When I’m pregnant, I plan to chestfeed my baby. No formula shortage for me!

Jen, with one #1 vote, and vett, with two #2 votes, are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

Jen: “Quite the stud….”

vett: “Meghan is jealous of these babies.”

greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

greenworxx: “Since Prince Harry is always looking for new ways to make money, maybe he should make a line of bras for men and he can be the poster boy.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Greg B!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

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