Category Archives: Funnies

Wednesday funnies!

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Rescue cat and the mysterious dollar bills

In 2015, Stuart MacDonald adopted a homeless cat from the Tulsa Animal Welfare Shelter.

He brought the cat to his marketing firm, GuRuStu, in downtown Tulsa, Oklahoma.

The cat became the resident office cat, who likes to sit at the firm’s glass doors on 3rd Street in the East Village.

Then, something mysterious happened.

Each morning, when office workers arrive at GuRuStu, they would find a little pile of dollar bills inside the front door.

Watch this video for the rest of the story!

 

Click here for Cashnip Kitty’s website, where you can make a donation and purchase Cashnip t-shirts.  >^..^<

H/t Elizabeth

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Friday Funnies: The all-animals edition

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Can’t blame ’em: Dogs’ reactions to a vet visit

Kinda how I feel about Mondays!

https://youtu.be/WOCVTLnq9wM

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Saturday funnies: The all tech edition

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Friday funnies!

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Friday funny: Life is hard being a cat

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The Cackling-Witch Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is closed.

This is our 241st world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: On March 29, 2012, Vice President (God help us) Kamala Harris laughed hysterically when discussing struggling parents who aren’t able to send their kids to school because of the state and local governments’ coronavirus lockdown (source). This is not the first time Harris laughed inappropriately.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, April 27, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hyenas are known to laugh inappropriately.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

for our 240th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 240th Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .

Dan!

Here is the winning caption:

Cream Pie meets cream puff…

Bill Gates gets pie in face

Captain America and Dave, each with one #1 vote, and True Dan with two #2 votes, are in 2nd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Mmmmm, delicious! I haven’t tasted human food in quite some time. It’s always flies and adrenochrome.”

Dave: “Climate champion, Bill Gates, experiences sun-dimming via whipped cream, not chalk dust.”

True Dan: “Bill, this is to thank you for releasing another Windows update which locked up my computer,”

Jackie Puppet, SAF and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “I just love a cream pie in the face!”

SAF: “That’s his mandatory mask!”

YouKnowWho: “That’s not a pie chart”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Dan!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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Monday Funnies!

An all animals edition. 😀

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