Category Archives: Funnies

Saturday funnies, southern style!

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Thursday funnies!

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Wednesday Funnies!

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Sunday Funny!

These dogs have difficulty with the concept of “stairs”. LOL

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The cat who steals neighbors’ shoes

Hilarious!

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The 4 elderly elites Caption Contest

This is our 242nd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):

About the pic: On May 3, 2021, the Carter Library released the above photo of Joe (age 78) and Jill (age 69) Biden’s visit a week ago with former President and First Lady Jimmy (age 96) and Rosalyn Carter (age 93). (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, May 18, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Four elderly elites from separate households gather without masks or social distancing. Still need evidence that COVID-19 rules are bogus?

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

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Thursday funnies!

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We have a winner!

. . . for our 241st Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 241st Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .

Tim Shey!

Here is the winning caption:

The Wicked Witch of the West Coast.

Jackie Puppet (with two #1 votes) and GregB (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) are in 2nd place, each with 8 votes. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “I’m laughing cause I don’t have to deal with struggling parents!”

GregB: “Two of the world’s most dangerous predators are pictured side by side here, with the one on the right being by far the more treacherous of the two.”

Scott Merson, Nina, and William are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Scott Merson: “In the immortal words of Jay and silent Bob, ‘what are you bitches babbling about.'”

Nina: “VP Kamala Harris reacted to the statement with a typical example of her sophistication and deep concern for others.”

William: “President Camel Womyn displays signs of advanced Kuru (laughing sickness) as she reacts hysterically to the government-imposed hardships of the little people.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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Sunday Funny: Making breakfast for the one you love

LOL! 

 

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Thursday Funnies!

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