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We have a winner!

Posted on May 4, 2023 by DrE | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 268th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Well, Creepy Uncle Joe just learned a new technique.

In 2nd place are Anonymous and Brain Heinz (each with one #1 vote), and GregB (with two #2 votes), each with 4 points each:

Anonymous: “That’s even less acceptable than ‘pull my finger’– jeez!”

Brain Heinz: “Look, he still had mustard on his face from lunch. I was just grooming, er, I mean cleaning him up.”

GregB: “This looks like the human version of a gecko with his tongue sticking out as he eyes his prey just before he zaps its unaware prey with its tongue and then devours it.”

Vett is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Wanna know what else I can do with my tongue?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!

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Monday funnies!

Posted on April 25, 2023 by DCG | 4 comments

DCG

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The He’s-No-God Caption Contest

Posted on April 13, 2023 by DrE | 7 comments

This is our world-famous 268th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On April 10, 2023, the Dalai Lama, whom Tibetan Buddhists venerate as a god, issued an apology after a video went viral showing the supposed deity and spiritual leader kissing a young boy on the lips and then asking the child to “suck my tongue” at an event last February in northern India. In a statement saying he “regrets” the incident, the office for the Dalai Lama said he “wishes to apologize to the boy and his family, as well as his many friends across the world, for the hurt his words may have caused,” and that “His Holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way, even in public and before cameras.”

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, April 25, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The Dalai Lama sucks!

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

Posted on April 12, 2023 by DrE | 4 comments

Sorry this is so late. 🙁

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 267th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here’s his caption:

I told you bean casserole not a good idea before the red carpet walk.

Gianni and GregB are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each:

Gianni: “Balloon Boy Sidewinder Bait”

GregB: “If he/it starts to levitate off the ground, just shoot it down with a $400,000 sidewinder missile. It might just be a Chinese spy balloon in disguise. You never know, and you don’t want to take any chances.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!

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Saturday Funnies!

Posted on February 25, 2023 by DrE | 4 comments

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Wednesday Animal Funny!

Posted on February 22, 2023 by DrE | 3 comments

What a clever doggie!

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The Balloon-Man Caption Contest

Posted on February 22, 2023 by DrE | 12 comments

This is our world-famous 267th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Sam Smith, 30, is an English singer and song-writer who first identified himself as “gay,” then in September 2019, announced himself a
“non-binary” and changed his gender pronouns to they/them, stating, “After a lifetime of being at war with my gender I’ve decided to embrace myself for who I am, inside and out,” whatever that means. On Feb. 12, 2023, Smith appeared at the 2023 Brit Awards in an inflatable latex balloon body suit.

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 7, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Sadly, the more appropriate pronoun for Sam Smith is “it,” as attested to by his choice of the clownish balloon outfit.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Tagged gender freaks, non-binary, Sam Smith

We have a winner!

Posted on February 22, 2023 by DrE | 1 comment

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 266th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!

Here’s his caption:

My God, Joe, You can’t even put your shoes on the right feet. Glad you’re not really in charge of this country.

Goldbug is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

Stick with me Joe, we almost have ’em fooled.

Brian Heinz (with two #2 votes), Captain America and Jackie Puppet (each with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, with 4 points each:

Brian Heinz: “Jill, do I have time to go back in? I pooped my Depends.”

Captain America: “‘Joseph! Every time you eat ice cream and adrenochrome, you make boom booms.’ (whimper) ‘I know, mommy.’”

Jackie Puppet: “That tablecloth looks terrific on you, hon!”