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Full of spirit: Joey, pup born with without front legs

Posted on October 30, 2022 by DCG | 2 comments

Joey’s not letting any disability stop him from having fun and enjoying his life.

Happy Sunday!

DCG

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Posted in dogs, God's creation

The “Lord Fauci” Caption Contest

Posted on October 20, 2022 by DrE | 7 comments

This contest is now closed.
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This is our world-famous 263rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

Dr. Fauci was met with a crowd full of boo’s while being “honored” at tonight’s @Mariners game in Seattle.pic.twitter.com/b3kbcsfCdc

— Katie Daviscourt 🇺🇸 (@KatieDaviscourt) August 10, 2022

About the video: On August 10, 2022, 81-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the NIH’s National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, was in Seattle for a Mariners’ game where he was set to receive an honorary award and throw out the first pitch at a Major League ball game against the visiting Yankees. He was met with applause and scattered boos.

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, November 1, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like trained seals, Seattle blue-zombies honor the man who gave millions of dollars to help fund the Wuhan Lab that unleashed the COVID-19 virus upon the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Posted in Caption contest, Fun

Tagged Anthony Fauci, Seattle

Ulta Beauty: Erasing traditional women

Posted on October 17, 2022 by DCG | 5 comments

Heads up if you shop at Ulta Beauty: They are trying to erase real women under the guise of libspeak, “the intersectionality of gender identity.”

Ulta had a gender fluid man and a “trans” man in one of their “The Beauty Of…” podcasts to discuss femininity and beauty. The two men, David Lopez and Dylan Mulvaney, live their lives through gender appropriation. Here’s a clip from their podcast:

You can watch the full podcast here, where the cowards turned off comments.

Ulta Beauty has gone full woke in order to showcase “the many definitions of beauty.”

Many commenters decried the fact that Ulta Beauty is going so far as to let two men hijack the conversation of feminity. #boycottulta began trending on Twitter as a result of this podcast (hence Ulta Beauty turning off comments on both YouTube and Instagram).

Ulta Beauty defended their choice saying, “The premise of ‘The Beauty Of…’ is to feature conversations that widen the lens surrounding traditional beauty standards. We believe beauty is for everyone. And while we recognize some conversations we host will challenge perspective and opinions, we believe constructuve dialogue is one important way to move beauty forward.”

This is not about beauty standards. This is about science, biology and the destruction of women in our culture.

Dylan will never be a “mom” because he was born a biological man and it is physically impossible for him to transition to a woman, He can put on a wig and makeup to redefine his own beauty all he wants. Yet I won’t allow him to redefine the definition of woman. I know the lastest Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson may not be able to define a woman, yet it is really quite simple:

Moving forward I will never shop at Ulta Beauty ever again.

DCG

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Posted in The Left, woke culture

Tagged #boycottulta, biology, gender appropriation, science, transgender, Ulta Beauty

We have a winner!

Posted on October 17, 2022 by DrE | 3 comments

…FOR OUR 262nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

But…but mommy promised me I’d be king.

Brian Heinz (with one #1 vote and one #2 vote) and Auntie Lulu (with three #2 votes) are in 2nd place, each with 6 points:

Brian Heinz: “Hey Lisa, did you hear the one about the prince that got dethroned, Harry somebody?”

Auntie Lulu: “Gosh! What did I do? I’m just tryin’ to support my little woman and the kids.”

Captain America and greenworxx are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Captain America: “If I were King of the Forrrrest!!!”

greenworxx: “Being treated as if he’s invisible irritates poor spoiled Harry.”

Truckjunkie is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Truckjunkie: “How DARE that jackass William claim his rightful place as King…..”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all the other captions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest!

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Posted in Caption contest, Funnies

Tagged Prince Harry

Tuesday funnies!

Posted on October 11, 2022 by DCG | 3 comments

It’s finally fall here in Oklahoma!

The weather has turned (I finally put on a pair of jeans this weekend after six months), leaves are falling, and I’m grabbing my sweaters out of the back of the closet!