Sunday animal funnies!

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Sunday Devotional: A personal relationship with God

Hebrews 4:14-16

Brothers and sisters:
Since we have a great high priest who has passed through the heavens,
Jesus, the Son of God,
let us hold fast to our confession.
For we do not have a high priest
who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses,
but one who has similarly been tested in every way,
yet without sin.
So let us confidently approach the throne of grace
to receive mercy and to find grace for timely help.

Did you know that physical images of God are prohibited as idolatry in Jewish synagogues and Muslim mosques?

That’s because contemporary Judaism is Rabbinical Judaism of the 10th century which inherited the Second Temple period’s opposition to images. Despite what the Book of Genesis, the first book of the Hebrew Bible (and the Christian Old Testament), says in Genesis 1:27 that “God created man in His own image,” Judaism became an abstract faith wherein God is an intangible being with no physical form or material features. Therefore there is no way to draw or sculpt an image of Him.

Islam, too, in the name of avoiding idolatry, rejects the portrayal of God in any physical image. Like synagogues, mosques are devoid of figurative images. According to Islamic theology, God has no body or gender, and there is absolutely nothing like Him in any way whatsoever. God is transcendent, unique and unlike anything in or of the world as to be beyond all forms of human thought and expression.

Like Judaism, Islam rejects the doctrine of the Incarnation — that God took human form. Both Judaism and Islam, therefore, reject the notion of a personal God as anthropomorphic and demeaning. That also means this: Mere humans  cannot have a personal relationship with God.

Of the world’s major religions, only Christianity believes that God took human shape, wherein the Second Person of the Triune Godhead incarnated Himself for the express purpose of sacrificing His life as recompense for Adam and Eve’s  unimaginably calamitous sin of pride and disobedience in that first garden, so that humanity can be redeemed.

That also means that, being both divine and human, God in the Second Person had human experiences. He knows, understands, sympathizes and empathizes with us — our hopes and fears, triumps and travails, joys and sufferings. In the words of St. Paul:

For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but one who has similarly been tested in every way, yet without sin.

Not only that, God invites us to a personal relationship with Him — to speak with Him, tell Him of our worries and concerns, and ask Him for help.

How blessed we are!

Tell Him you love Him with your whole heart, your whole soul, your whole mind, and with all your strength.

And may the love and peace of Jesus Christ our Lord be with you,

~E

Homeless puppy has sweetest response to being rescued ❤️

This guy – Fig – found a forever home! From Jersey Pits Rescue Facebook:

“Fig is doing fantastic here at home! He is very attentive of all our whereabouts and is always there to greet the kids at the door when they get home from school. Him and his new sister love to play and lounge around the house together. He is the biggest , sweetest cuddle bug and is doing an amazing job at being gentle with our children. We all love him so much and happy he is with us 😊

Luvs a happy ending!

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New Superman, Aquaman and Batman’s sidekick are all homosexuals

How I loathe the world as remade by the “woke” Left.

Ewan Somerville reports for the (UK) Telegraph, Oct. 11, 2021:

A director once described Superman as the “most heterosexual character”. But the writers at DC Comics clearly disagree after giving the great American superhero a male love interest in an official sequel….

In the new Superman: Son of Kal-El series of comics, Jonathan Kent, the son of Lois Lane and Clark Kent who has disappeared off into deep space, assumes the protagonist role and begins a romantic relationship with a male friend.

Superman’s coming-out, announced on Monday by DC Comics, will appear in the new issue of the sequel released on November 9, as Jon Kent progresses from Superboy to Superman and assumes his father’s powers….

Since the Superman: Son of Kal-El series made its debut in July, Jon Kent has been deployed to battle several contemporary issues including wildfires sparked by climate change.

A trailer for the upcoming comic says that “just like his father before him, Jon Kent has fallen for a reporter”. The plot charts his friendship with Jay Nakamura, a budding journalist, blossoming into a same-sex relationship….

Artwork for the comic by John Timms shows the pair embracing in a passionate kiss, with Superman donning his iconic blue and red uniform.

The diversification of the iconic superhero comes amid a broader shift in the comic world towards 21st century social and cultural challenges.

In August, DC Comics also revealed that Batman sidekick Tim Drake, one of several Robins, would get a boyfriend, while a new Aquaman comic stars a gay Black man who is set to become the hero….

In 2018, a TV adaption for CW, a US channel, saw Batwoman become the first live-action superhero series with an openly gay lead character.

~E

The ‘what’s the hurry?’ Caption Contest

This is our 249th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: On Ajugust 29, 2021, Joe Biden couldn’t stay still during the solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of U.S. soldiers killed in the United States’ peremptory withdrawal from Afghanistan. He dishonored the dead soldiers by checking his watch.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, October 26, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

During the ceremony, a voice from the clouds said: “Your time is up, pedo Joe.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

Meet Xavier, Singapore’s robot that monitors “bad behaviors”

On September 5, Singapore launched a autonomous robot designed to help weed out “bad public behavior.”

It was designed to patrol the neighbourhood in Toa Payoh Central as part of a three-week trial. Here’s what the robot looks like:

The Straits Times reported that “Xavier is an autonomous robot designed to weed out “undesirable social behaviours” that have been identified by public agencies.”

Instances in which Xavier may try and stop one’s bad behavior:

  • Smokers in a non-smoking area
  • Motorcycle riders on footpaths
  • Gatherings that exceed current limits on group sizes

Xavier will be able to alert public officers in real time to offenses. The public agencies say that Xavier will “help to improve operational efficiency and reduce manpower needs for foot patrols.”

Read about all of Xavier’s technology and the intended uses of this robot here.

I guess it is inevitable that technology would be used to monitor people. I’d much prefer to see robots do this:

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We have a winner!

. . . for our 248th Caption Contest!

This was a super easy contest for our writers because there were so few entries. 🙁

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 248th Caption Contest, with three #1 vote and 12 points, is:

vett!!!

Here is the winning caption:

Kinda looks like a cross between a Gestapo agent and Columbo.

Mr. B. is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

First she poses as a satanist, now a SS Gestapo. What a twisted mind.

Captain America is in third place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

That flap in front is to cover her gnarled old dangles.

Calgirl is in fourth place, with one #1 vote and 2 points:

Really don’t understand the juxtaposition of her Nazi Gestapo garb to her mild-mannered Brainiac English sleuth plaid overcoat. Who was her publicist for this? Probably a CLUELESS someone born after, say, at least 1990 or worse, 2000. And then, this pretentious pandering slut approved it.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!!!

For all the other entries, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

Rescued Baby Zebra Can’t Wait To Reunite With Mom and Dad

Happy Monday!

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Sunday Devotional: To whom we must render an account

Hebrews 4:12-13

Brothers and sisters:
Indeed the word of God is living and effective,
sharper than any two-edged sword,
penetrating even between soul and spirit, joints and marrow,
and able to discern reflections and thoughts of the heart.
No creature is concealed from him,
but everything is naked and exposed to the eyes of him
to whom we must render an account.

Did you know a life review is common in near death experiences (NDEs)?

“There is evidence that a type of judgment occurs at the time of death. This judgment involves a review of a person’s life and results in their placement in the spirit world. Sometime after the judgment the person is assigned (in many cases this assignment is self-imposed) to a specific place or level in the other world – a place where his or her spirit feels most at ease.” (Dr. Craig Lundahl)

From Kevin Williams, “The Life Review and the Near Death Experience,” NDE, September 22, 2019:

The life review is an amazing experience having many interesting characteristics – not all of which are found in every life review. The following is a list of some of those characteristics.

a. Instantly becoming everyone you came in contact with in your entire life (feeling their emotions, thinking their thoughts, living their experiences, learning their motives behind their actions).

b. Reliving every detail of every second of your life, every emotion, and every thought simultaneously.

c. Re-living the way you dealt with others and how others dealt with you.

d. Viewing a few special deeds in your life.

e. Replaying a part of your life review to focus on a particular event for instruction.

f. Viewing past lives and/or your future.

g. Feeling a strong sense of responsibility.

h. Feeling a sense of judgment or self-judgment (often these feelings transform from judgment to self-judgment).

i. The review is a fact-finding process rather than a fault-finding process.

j. Your motives for everything will be as visible as your actions.

k. The negative events you expected to see did not show up because you had a change of heart.

[…] The life review reveals how God is concerned about deeds – not creeds. This fact becomes crystal clear during a person’s life review. Many [near death] experiencers have expressed the astounding realization of how life on earth is one gigantic “test” for which our deeds will be graded during our life review. […]

The overwhelming consensus among experiencers is that love is supreme. Love is where we came from. Love is where we will return. Love is what life is all about because love is God.

May the peace and love of Jesus Christ our Lord be with you,

~E

“LET’S GO BRANDON” paged at the Chicago O’Hare Airport

LOL!

https://youtu.be/_dALbRfYAvk

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