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This Caption Contest is closed.
Here’s the video:
About the video: On March 29, 2012, Vice President (God help us) Kamala Harris laughed hysterically when discussing struggling parents who aren’t able to send their kids to school because of the state and local governments’ coronavirus lockdown (source). This is not the first time Harris laughed inappropriately.
You know the drill:
This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, April 27, 2021.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Hyenas are known to laugh inappropriately.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.
~E
Posted in Caption contest, Funnies
Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of our 240th Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
Cream Pie meets cream puff…
Captain America and Dave, each with one #1 vote, and True Dan with two #2 votes, are in 2nd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:
Captain America: “Mmmmm, delicious! I haven’t tasted human food in quite some time. It’s always flies and adrenochrome.”
Dave: “Climate champion, Bill Gates, experiences sun-dimming via whipped cream, not chalk dust.”
True Dan: “Bill, this is to thank you for releasing another Windows update which locked up my computer,”
Jackie Puppet, SAF and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Jackie Puppet: “I just love a cream pie in the face!”
SAF: “That’s his mandatory mask!”
YouKnowWho: “That’s not a pie chart”

For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
~E
I stumbled upon this creature last night on Twitter: The Shoebill Stork.

The Shoebill is a strange-looking bird, kind of prehistoric looking. They live in tropical areas and are largely found in Africa.
This creature is very odd. Some fun facts about Shoebills:
See them in action:
Such a strange bird, right?
DCG

The average age of retirement for Americans is 66, according to a Gallup poll, up from age 60 in the 1990s. With Americans living an average of 78.7 years, that means a good 12 or more years in retirement.
If you want to keep living at or near the lifestyle you had when you were working, experts say you need between $500,000 and $1 million saved in order to finance your retirement years. That hefty chunk of change requires years to save up.
Below are six problems with the state of retirement in America:
Source of the above: GoBankingRates
According to Personal Capital’s 2021 data (CNBC):
What you can and should do to ensure a secure retirement, which is what people who become millionaires do (MarketWatch; CNBC):
See also “Cost of assisted living by state”.
~E
Posted in Finances
Tagged how to save for retirement, median retirement savings, Social Security
Iron is an essential mineral in our bodies because (source1; source2):
Free iron is toxic to cells. Hence, humans and other vertebrates have an elaborate set of protective mechanisms to bind iron in various tissue compartments.
In vertebrates, iron is stored in an intracellular protein as ferritin — usually found within cells, although it is also present in smaller quantities in (blood) plasma. Plasma ferritin is an indirect marker of the total amount of iron stored in your body.
The normal range of ferritin is 22 to 291 ng/mL (nanograms per milliliter).
An iron deficiency can reduce oxygen delivery to the cells, leaving a person fatigued and with a compromised immune system.
Anemia is a health condition that develops when your blood has a deficiency of red blood cells or of hemoglobin in the blood. Hemoglobin makes up two-thirds of the body’s iron levels.
Symptoms of anemia include:
Iron supplements are over the counter, but it can be very unhealthy and dangerous to take too much iron because the body cannot easily get rid of iron and will start depositing the excess iron in the heart, pancreas and liver. This can cause liver cancer, cirrhosis, diabetes and cardiac arrhythmias. The only way to shed excess iron in your body is by donating blood. (NYT)

In fact, a massive study published in 2020 found a link between blood iron (ferritin) levels and lifespan.
David Nield reports for Science Alert that a study of genetic information from over 1 million people across three public databases found that having too much iron in the blood is linked to an increased risk of dying earlier. The study was published in July 2020, in the journal Nature Communications.
Paul Timmers, a data analyst from the University of Edinburgh in the UK, said: “We are very excited by these findings as they strongly suggest that high levels of iron in the blood reduces our healthy years of life, and keeping these levels in check could prevent age-related damage. We speculate that our findings on iron metabolism might also start to explain why very high levels of iron-rich red meat in the diet has been linked to age-related conditions such as heart disease,” Parkinson’s and liver disease.
While correlation doesn’t necessarily mean causation, the researchers used a statistical technique called Mendelian randomization to reduce bias and attempt to infer causation in the data.
We can add this latest study to the growing evidence that “iron overload” can have an influence on how long we’re likely to live, as well as how healthy we’re likely to be in our later years.
~E
Posted in Health
Tagged anemia, ferritin, iron overload, Paul Timmers, red meat and heart disease, why our bodies need iron
On the evening of that first day of the week,
when the doors were locked, where the disciples were,
for fear of the Jews,
Jesus came and stood in their midst
and said to them, “Peace be with you.”
When he had said this, he showed them his hands and his side.
The disciples rejoiced when they saw the Lord.
Jesus said to them again, “Peace be with you.
As the Father has sent me, so I send you.”
And when he had said this, he breathed on them and said to them,
“Receive the Holy Spirit.
Whose sins you forgive are forgiven them,
and whose sins you retain are retained.”
Thomas, called Didymus, one of the Twelve,
was not with them when Jesus came.
So the other disciples said to him, “We have seen the Lord.”
But he said to them,
“Unless I see the mark of the nails in his hands
and put my finger into the nailmarks
and put my hand into his side, I will not believe.”
Now a week later his disciples were again inside
and Thomas was with them.
Jesus came, although the doors were locked,
and stood in their midst and said, “Peace be with you.”
Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here and see my hands,
and bring your hand and put it into my side,
and do not be unbelieving, but believe.”
Thomas answered and said to him, “My Lord and my God!”
Jesus said to him, “Have you come to believe because you have seen me?
Blessed are those who have not seen and have believed.”
Now Jesus did many other signs in the presence of his disciples
that are not written in this book.
But these are written that you may come to believe
that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God,
and that through this belief you may have life in his name.
Led by Moses, the Israelites witnessed and experienced the following miracles:
Despite having personally seen and experienced the countless AMAZING miracles, not only did the Israelites constantly doubt God, with tiresome repetition they periodically rebelled from God to worship false idols, that is, demons.
But God repeatedly forgave the Israelites.
Imagine, then, how much He loves us–who believe in Him although we haven’t witnessed the Israelites’ miracles nor seen or touched His wounds like doubting St. Thomas.
Although you have not seen him you love him;
even though you do not see him now yet believe in him,
you rejoice with an indescribable and glorious joy,
as you attain the goal of your faith, the salvation of your souls.
So the next time you doubt or falter or despair, take heart.
He loves you very, very, very much.
So much that God Himself did this for you.
See also:
May the peace and love of Jesus Christ our Lord be with you!
~E
Posted in Christianity
Tagged 1 Peter 1, doubting Thomas, John 20, Miracles witnessed by Israelities, Resurrection