Friday funny: Life is hard being a cat

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The Cackling-Witch Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is closed.

This is our 241st world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: On March 29, 2012, Vice President (God help us) Kamala Harris laughed hysterically when discussing struggling parents who aren’t able to send their kids to school because of the state and local governments’ coronavirus lockdown (source). This is not the first time Harris laughed inappropriately.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, April 27, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hyenas are known to laugh inappropriately.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

for our 240th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 240th Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .

Dan!

Here is the winning caption:

Cream Pie meets cream puff…

Bill Gates gets pie in face

Captain America and Dave, each with one #1 vote, and True Dan with two #2 votes, are in 2nd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Mmmmm, delicious! I haven’t tasted human food in quite some time. It’s always flies and adrenochrome.”

Dave: “Climate champion, Bill Gates, experiences sun-dimming via whipped cream, not chalk dust.”

True Dan: “Bill, this is to thank you for releasing another Windows update which locked up my computer,”

Jackie Puppet, SAF and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “I just love a cream pie in the face!”

SAF: “That’s his mandatory mask!”

YouKnowWho: “That’s not a pie chart”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Dan!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The Shoebill Stork: A bizarre creature…

I stumbled upon this creature last night on Twitter: The Shoebill Stork.

The Shoebill is a strange-looking bird, kind of prehistoric looking. They live in tropical areas and are largely found in Africa.

This creature is very odd. Some fun facts about Shoebills:

  • They decapitate their prey with the tips of the very sharp beaks.
  • The Shoebill’s feet are like dinasours.
  • They make sounds similar to machine guns.
  • This bird prefers not to fly.
  • The Shoebill cools down using its own poop!

See them in action:

Such a strange bird, right?

DCG

6 problems with Americans’ retirement

The average age of retirement for Americans is 66, according to a Gallup poll, up from age 60 in the 1990s. With Americans living an average of 78.7 years, that means a good 12 or more years in retirement.

If you want to keep living at or near the lifestyle you had when you were working, experts say you need between $500,000 and $1 million saved in order to finance your retirement years. That hefty chunk of change requires years to save up.

Below are six problems with the state of retirement in America:

  1. According to a TransAmerica Center survey, although 77% of American workers are saving for retirement through employer-sponsored retirement plans as well as other options, 33% of workers are without any real retirement savings plan.
  2. Of the 77% of Americans who have retirement plans, many just don’t have enough saved to actually fund their post-retirement life at the same level as their working years. The median retirement savings of Americans between ages 55 and 64 was just over $107,000, according to a 2017 report from the Government Accountability Office (GAO). While this amount may sound significant, $107,000 translates into a $310 monthly payment, and only if it’s invested in an inflation-protected annuity.
  3. Gender gap: Men have over 3 times more retirement savings than women. Women’s average total retirement savings is just $23,000, whereas men’s average total retirement savings is over three times higher at $76,000. (CNBC)
  4. We can’t count on Social Security to fund our post-retirement life because Social Security is only guaranteed to be funded through 2035, according to Business Insider, after which time it may only be three-quarters funded. That means that (a) People already taking money from it may see a drop in payments; and (b) New retirees may have trouble getting any money at all. Part of the reason for this is an increase in older adults. By 2035, the number of Americans 65 and older will increase from about 56 million today to more than 78 million. Thus, more people will be pulling money from the total fund, but fewer people will be paying into it.
  5. There’s a 70% chance that an American age 65 or older will need long-term care at some point, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, but Medicare does not cover the costs of assisted living and nursing homes:
    1. The median cost per month for an assisted living facility is $4,051.
    2. The median cost per month for a nursing home is even higher: $8,000.
    3. The above costs don’t include other healthcare costs. This is why many older adults opt for long-term care insurance in their 60s.
  6. There’s a growing trend of Americans who are dipping into their retirement funds early. The TD Ameritrade survey showed that 44% of Americans ages 40 to 79 have taken money out of a retirement plan, including as many as 53% of Americans 70 to 79. Doing so comes with financial penalties, so financial experts advise against this.

Source of the above: GoBankingRates

According to Personal Capital’s 2021 data (CNBC):

  • The top 5 states with the highest retirement balances are:
    • Connecticut: average retirement savings of $523,568
    • New Hampshire: $494,562
    • New Jersey: $489,664
    • Alaska: $489,070
    • Virginia: $468,579
  • The bottom 5 states with the lowest retirement balances are:
    • Utah: average retirement savings of $300,392
    • North Dakota: $310,766
    • Washington D.C.: $325,671
    • Oklahoma: $340,389
    • Mississippi: $340,894

What you can and should do to ensure a secure retirement, which is what people who become millionaires do (MarketWatch; CNBC):

  1. Delay gratification: The key to saving is your ability to postpone gratification. Do you really need that item or vacation?
  2. Get debt free, especially high-interest debts like unpaid credit balances.
  3. Begin saving as early as possible. The median age U.S. workers begin saving for retirement is 27. That means half of Americans begin saving when they’re 27 or older.
  4. Pay yourself first: Put money into a “Do Not Touch” Saving account before you have the chance to spend it. Conventional wisdom says to set aside 3 to 6 months’ worth of living expenses in an emergency fund, but you should save at least 20% of your gross income each month. Even putting aside $20 per week into a savings account gives you more financial independence over time.
  5. Max out tax-efficient retirement funds like IRAs and 401(k).

See also “Cost of assisted living by state”.

~E

Monday Funnies!

An all animals edition. 😀

>^..^<

~E

Too much iron in your blood a risk factor of early death

Iron is an essential mineral in our bodies because (source1; source2):

  • Without a sufficient amount of iron, your body can’t produce enough hemoglobin, a substance in red blood cells that makes it possible to carry oxygen to the body’s tissues.
  • Iron is used by the body to help regulate cell growth and cell differentiation.
  • Iron also helps keep your hair, skin and nails healthy.
  • Iron is also found in myoglobin, a protein that helps carry oxygen to the muscles and in some enzymes that help in biochemical reactions.

Free iron is toxic to cells. Hence, humans and other vertebrates have an elaborate set of protective mechanisms to bind iron in various tissue compartments.

In vertebrates, iron is stored in an intracellular protein as ferritin — usually found within cells, although it is also present in smaller quantities in (blood) plasma. Plasma ferritin is an indirect marker of the total amount of iron stored in your body.

The normal range of ferritin is 22 to 291 ng/mL (nanograms per milliliter).

An iron deficiency can reduce oxygen delivery to the cells, leaving a person fatigued and with a compromised immune system.

Anemia is a health condition that develops when your blood has a deficiency of red blood cells or of hemoglobin in the blood. Hemoglobin makes up two-thirds of the body’s iron levels.

Symptoms of anemia include:

  • Fatigue or tiredness
  • Dizziness
  •  Shortness of breath
  • Cold hands and feet
  • Headaches
  • Rapid heart beat

Iron supplements are over the counter, but it can be very unhealthy and dangerous to take too much iron because the body cannot easily get rid of iron and will start depositing the excess iron in the heart, pancreas and liver. This can cause liver cancer, cirrhosis, diabetes and cardiac arrhythmias. The only way to shed excess iron in your body is by donating blood. (NYT)

In fact, a massive study published in 2020 found a link between blood iron (ferritin) levels and lifespan. 

David Nield reports for Science Alert that a study of genetic information from over 1 million people across three public databases found that having too much iron in the blood is linked to an increased risk of dying earlier. The study was published in July 2020, in the journal Nature Communications.

Paul Timmers, a data analyst from the University of Edinburgh in the UK, said: “We are very excited by these findings as they strongly suggest that high levels of iron in the blood reduces our healthy years of life, and keeping these levels in check could prevent age-related damage. We speculate that our findings on iron metabolism might also start to explain why very high levels of iron-rich red meat in the diet has been linked to age-related conditions such as heart disease,” Parkinson’s and liver disease.

While correlation doesn’t necessarily mean causation, the researchers used a statistical technique called Mendelian randomization to reduce bias and attempt to infer causation in the data.

We can add this latest study to the growing evidence that “iron overload” can have an influence on how long we’re likely to live, as well as how healthy we’re likely to be in our later years.

~E

“God is good”: Fort Worth homeless man gets fresh start after generosity from a stranger

Amen!

DCG

Sunday Devotional: Although you have not seen Him, you love Him

John 20:19-31

On the evening of that first day of the week,
when the doors were locked, where the disciples were,
for fear of the Jews,
Jesus came and stood in their midst
and said to them, “Peace be with you.”
When he had said this, he showed them his hands and his side.
The disciples rejoiced when they saw the Lord.
Jesus said to them again, “Peace be with you.
As the Father has sent me, so I send you.”
And when he had said this, he breathed on them and said to them,
“Receive the Holy Spirit.
Whose sins you forgive are forgiven them,
and whose sins you retain are retained.”

Thomas, called Didymus, one of the Twelve,
was not with them when Jesus came.
So the other disciples said to him, “We have seen the Lord.”
But he said to them,
“Unless I see the mark of the nails in his hands
and put my finger into the nailmarks
and put my hand into his side, I will not believe.”

Now a week later his disciples were again inside
and Thomas was with them.
Jesus came, although the doors were locked, 
and stood in their midst and said, “Peace be with you.”
Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here and see my hands,
and bring your hand and put it into my side,
and do not be unbelieving, but believe.”
Thomas answered and said to him, “My Lord and my God!”
Jesus said to him, “Have you come to believe because you have seen me?
Blessed are those who have not seen and have believed.”

Now Jesus did many other signs in the presence of his disciples
that are not written in this book.
But these are written that you may come to believe
that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God,
and that through this belief you may have life in his name.

RESURRECTION from “Passion of the Christ”

Led by Moses, the Israelites witnessed and experienced the following miracles:

  1. The ten plagues of Egypt:
    • Water turned to blood (Exodus 7:14-25).
    • A plague of frogs (Exodus 8:2-14).
    • A plague of lice (Exodus 8:17-18).
    • A plague of flies (God sent “grievous” swarms of flies upon all the people and houses of Egypt, covering even the ground, except in the land of Goshen where the Israelites dwelled fly-free. –Exodus 8:20-24).
    • Murrain, an infectious disease, killed all of Egypt’s cattle (Exodus 9:3-6).
    • A plague of boils with blisters (Exodus 9:8-12).
    • Thunderstorm of hail (Exodus 9:13–35).
    • A plague of locusts covering all of Egypt, so that the land was darkened with them (Exodus 10:12-15).
    • A plague of of darkness “which may be felt” so that “they saw not one another” covering all of Egypt, but not the land of Goshen (Exodus 10:21).
    • Death of all first-born in a single night, which spared Israelite first-borns (Exodus 11:1-8; 12:29-30).
  2. The burning bush that was not consumed (Exodus 3:3).
  3. The cloud resting on the Ark of the Covenant (Exodus 13:21-22; 33:9-10; 40:36).
  4. God appeared in the cloud (Exodus 16:10).
  5. Aaron’s rod changed into a serpent (Exodus 7:10-12).
  6. The parting of the Red Sea (Exodus 14:21-31).
  7. The parting of the Jordan river near the city of Adam (Joshua 3:14-17).
  8. Manna (bread) from the sky (Exodus 16:14-18).
  9. Drinking water provided the Israelites:
    • Sweetening of the bitter waters of Marah (Exodus 15:23-25).
    • Water from the rock at Rephidim (Exodus 17:5-7).
    • Water from a rock in the desert (Numbers 20:7-11)
  10. Complainers consumed by fire at Taberah, which stopped in response to Moses’ prayer (Numbers 11:1-3).
  11. Enemies of Isralites consumed by fire, and swallowed by the earth (Numbers 16:35-45).
  12. Aaron’s rod “brought forth buds, and bloomed blossoms, and yielded almonds” at Kadesh (Numbers 17:1-11).
  13. The walls of Jericho fell down at God’s command (Joshua 6:6-20).
  14. The sun and moon stayed motionless (longer day) to enable the Israelites to win a crucial battle (Joshua 10:12-14).
  15. A mega hailstorm destroyed the Amorite army (Joshua 10:12-14).

Despite having personally seen and experienced the countless AMAZING miracles, not only did the Israelites constantly doubt God, with tiresome repetition they periodically rebelled from God to worship false idols, that is, demons.

But God repeatedly forgave the Israelites.

Imagine, then, how much He loves us–who believe in Him although we haven’t witnessed the Israelites’ miracles nor seen or touched His wounds like doubting St. Thomas.

1 Peter 1:8-9

Although you have not seen him you love him;
even though you do not see him now yet believe in him,
you rejoice with an indescribable and glorious joy,
as you attain the goal of your faith, the salvation of your souls.

So the next time you doubt or falter or despair, take heart.

He loves you very, very, very much.

So much that God Himself did this for you.

See also:

May the peace and love of Jesus Christ our Lord be with you!

~E

Friday Funnies!

~E