. . . for our 252nd Caption Contest!
This was a difficult contest for our voters because there were many really clever entries.
But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of our 252nd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:
Anonymous!!!
Here is the winning caption:
Jackie Puppet and MR B. are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:
Jackie Puppet: “Pediatrician?? He looks more like a pedophile-trician!”
MR B.: “I’m sure this ‘woman’s’ telling us the cure to COVID is a jar of Vaseline petroleum jelly.”
Calgirl, Christy, another Jackie Puppet caption, Jen, and Tim Shey are all in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Calgirl: “Unfortunately, for male or female or anything in between, there is no surgical solution to fix UGLY.”
Christy: “I am woman, hear me roar!”
Jackie Puppet: “Rachel??!?! Dick Levine should’ve changed his name to Dick Less-vine!”
Jen: “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.”
Tim Shey: “This picture reminds me of a quote from the film BRAVEHEART (1995): ‘Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country.’ – King Edward I “
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Anonymous!!!
For all the other caption entries, go here.
Be here this Tuesday for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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