for our 239th Caption Contest!
Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of our 239th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .
SAF!
Here is the winning caption:
BLACK EYES MATTER!
Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:
That adrenochrome really packs a knockout punch!
Brian (with one #1 vote) and Gretchen K (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:
Brian: “When Pelosi says get in line, buddy, you better do it.”
Gretchen K: “The Mormon Mafia says they not happy with your votes!”
Scott Merson and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Scott Merson: “They say the eyes are the windows to your soul.”
True Dan: “I’ve got to quit attending those Senate Republican Caucuses.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, SAF!!!
For all the other captions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
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