We have a winner!

5/5 - (3 votes)

Note: Please forgive me for being so late in posting the results of our last Caption Contest. My life had gone through great changes in the last year, making the big exodus out of a blue state to a red state where I am very happy. But my daily routine changed, and I need to return to a routine of regular posting on this blog, which I will. Once again, please forgive!


We have a winner FOR OUR 263rd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here’s his caption for the video below:

Little Lord Fauci Roy,
tried to throw the ball,
but got booed by us all,
we honor him now for all to see,
how much money he’s made off thee.
He said the jab was good and yes you should.
His lies got better but people got deader,
so now we say, don’t go the Fauci way
you might not be here another day.

Auntie Lulu and Captain America are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Auntie Lulu: “What kind of nitwit would propose that Anthony Fauci receive any kind of “honorary” award?”

Captain America: “Me and Bill Gates are gonna kill all you bullies who used to call us names, and never let us play in any reindeer games.”

greenworz, GregB, and vett are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

greenworz: “I’ll clap and cheer when Fauci is hanging by the neck for his contributions in using “gain of function” technology to make the covid virus more harmful and aiding the pharmaceutical companies in formulating the maiming, deadly and depopulating injection formulas.”

GregB: “The modern day ‘Angel of Death’ and protege of Dr. Joseph Mengele, Dr. Fear Fuhrer ‘Foul-Chi’ is greeted in Seattle by both ‘woke’ and ‘awake’ baseball fans.”

vett: “I suggest giving him a blindfold, a cigarette, and a 21 gun salute.”


Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!


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5 months ago

Congratulations Brian Heinz!
And big thanks to all the writers, especially Auntie LuluCaptain America, greenworzGregB, and vett. BRILLIANT CAPTIONS ALL

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
5 months ago
Reply to  TrailDust

They are all great captions I’m glad I do not have to judge any of these.Would really be hard hats off to the judges.

And thank you Doc for keeping them going it’s the one break we can take and vent our frustrations with comedy and laughter even though we know some of the anger these people create.

My wife and I have put together something for you to have a garden that will be easy to tend.

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
5 months ago

Well done Brian. Congratulations.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
5 months ago

Congratulations Brian – very clever, indeed!