WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 272nd CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:
GregB!
Here’s his caption:
I never thought I would ever see that many turds in a pool all at once.
CalGirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:
I haven’t seen that many floppy, nude boobs since Woodstock, and that was just the men.
Greenworxx (with one #1 vote) and Gracie Storvika (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:
greenworxx: “Enjoy the cool water now, Satan’s minions, as one day you’ll face the realities of turning away from God.”
Gracie Storvika: “Insanity is alive and well in the Big Apple!”
Captain America is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
100,000 volts would solve some of that problem.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, GregB!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!
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Congratulations Greg! As I watched that video again, I am left dumbfounded that sane adult people would parade around in this manner. It is no wonder that these loons would elect a mayor like Eric Adams. This kind of bazaar behavior certainly accounts for why those who have the financial means move out of New York City and go elsewhere where hopefully the citizenry are not so insane. Many of us have a quasi romantic notion of visiting the Big Apple to see all the wonders they have–Statue of Liberty, Time Square, Wall Street, etc.’ but on contemplation one can only say, “No Thanks” I will settle for just seeing pictures of a bygone era showing a safe and sane American icon. Some of my ancestors, just like many other American citizens,can trace their ancestors at one time at least transitioning thru the Big Apple before moving West.
My Norwegian grandfather and his brother immigrated, landing in Canada, then making there way down to New York before moving to Minnesota and then eventually settling in Portland, Oregon. (Thank Heavens Grandpa didn’t live long enough to see what a $h*t hole Portland has become.) I have no doubt that those who came before us never envisioned the kind of disintegration that would take place in our society or in the structure of our governmental bodies that we see today. I have no doubt that my staid old grandfather would nearly have heart failure if he saw the kind of display we see in this particular video. Let’s face it, even animals do not act like this!
lol- congrats all. I was too late for my submission “Freaks in a Fountain”…
Congrats to everyone a good one.
Congratulations GregB!
And big thanks to all the writers, especially CalGirl,
Greenworxx, Gracie Storvika and
Captain America!